Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Today, apparently, I can't have a bad day. After school, mom asked me if I'd had a good day. I told her no. Without asking, she went on a tirade about how unsociable I am and how poor my attitude is. I was harassed all day by my classmates because I don't wear expensive brand name clothes like they do. FML
Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML
Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML
Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow and an apparent hairiness over my mouth. By the way, I'm a girl. FML
Today, I joined an impromptu work video meeting from a family vacation but forgot to change my display name from “Mom’s iPad.” For the entire hour, everyone called me “Mom” and I didn’t understand why they were calling me that. Once I realized what was going on, it was too late, so I’m officially “Mom” at work now. FML
Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML
Today, thinking I was alone at work, I did an impression of Goldar from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I turned around to find out I wasn't alone; a cute girl was staring at me, unimpressed. FML
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TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Shut up Meg.
hellokittyrainbo 0
did you go to your room and eat a whole bowl of peanuts?
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Comments (403)
omega802 0
hahahahahahah!!!! true!
briannacyrus 0
I just want you to know that this isn't anyone's fault. *cough* Meg. Meg...who let you back in the house?
a_mayo_packet 0
hiiii
SuicidalxDream 0
sooo... is stewie your Brother then?!
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Yeah but the chick that does Meg's voice is a super hottie!!
JackedUpOnMtnDew 0
These guys from school call me Meg too. And they're always going "Shut up Meg" when i say something... It sucks!
delaneylove 0
at least you don't actually share a name with her. it really sucks when one of your good friends says Bye meg! and a bunch of people around are like "haha it's like the girl from family! you must be a freaking loser!!" :/
TomAndroidNinja 0
YDI for bein so sensitive!!!
Hoplaka 0
Meg, who let you in the house?
Hoplaka 0
Hahah reminds of the episode when Peter was making raspberries whenever someone said Meg. "MEG!" *raspberry*