Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Today, apparently, I can't have a bad day. After school, mom asked me if I'd had a good day. I told her no. Without asking, she went on a tirade about how unsociable I am and how poor my attitude is. I was harassed all day by my classmates because I don't wear expensive brand name clothes like they do. FML
Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML
Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML
Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow and an apparent hairiness over my mouth. By the way, I'm a girl. FML
Today, I joined an impromptu work video meeting from a family vacation but forgot to change my display name from “Mom’s iPad.” For the entire hour, everyone called me “Mom” and I didn’t understand why they were calling me that. Once I realized what was going on, it was too late, so I’m officially “Mom” at work now. FML
Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML
Today, thinking I was alone at work, I did an impression of Goldar from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I turned around to find out I wasn't alone; a cute girl was staring at me, unimpressed. FML
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TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Shut up Meg.
hellokittyrainbo 0
did you go to your room and eat a whole bowl of peanuts?
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Comments (403)
scuba113 2
sucks to be u. try changing the way u look that might work or not
Zaelii 0
Actually I've always found meg smarter than the parents... So there you go!
cabbitt 0
Are you a fan of "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" by chance?
phorcep 0
1. get a sex change 2. legally change name to "Ron" 3. grow mustache 4. ????? 5. PROFIT!
glider23 0
you know. I've always liked that name...... Ron...*looks into distance*
xdeadxradiox 0
ahh win :)
DELUCA_BAZOOKA 0
epic !
chelevip 0
I wish I could see a pic of you to see the similarity hahaha
DuckFlu 0
Meg (Farts), Meg (Farts), Meg (Farts), Meg (Farts), Meg" Uh Oh, I think I pooped myself!"
EVOEVO_Monkey 10
All you have to do is go out with a Brian look alike and you'll be popular
coolkidzrus 0
the actress who plays Meg is hot
leew88 0
look on the bright side of things... at least you look like a celebrity!
sculp91 0
awee :(
ilovelife_01 0
Hahahahhaahahaa... Meg is cool!