Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Today, apparently, I can't have a bad day. After school, mom asked me if I'd had a good day. I told her no. Without asking, she went on a tirade about how unsociable I am and how poor my attitude is. I was harassed all day by my classmates because I don't wear expensive brand name clothes like they do. FML
Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML
Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML
Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow and an apparent hairiness over my mouth. By the way, I'm a girl. FML
Today, I joined an impromptu work video meeting from a family vacation but forgot to change my display name from “Mom’s iPad.” For the entire hour, everyone called me “Mom” and I didn’t understand why they were calling me that. Once I realized what was going on, it was too late, so I’m officially “Mom” at work now. FML
Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML
Today, thinking I was alone at work, I did an impression of Goldar from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I turned around to find out I wasn't alone; a cute girl was staring at me, unimpressed. FML
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Top comments
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Shut up Meg.
hellokittyrainbo 0
did you go to your room and eat a whole bowl of peanuts?
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Gummybears4life 0
Shut up Meg.
cherry_blossom 0
Who let you back in the house, Meg?
shepaintsmusic 6
ouch. shut up Meg nobody cares
zao96049 0
new jersey sucks.
LeftyPitcher 0
**** u no we don't we got jersey shore hitch and fist pumpotha fucka
captainjahomie 0
Learn to spell please.
Alkix 2
Allow me to explain. '**** u no we don't we got jersey shore hitch and fist pumpotha fucka' Jersey Shore is a reality television series on MTV that follows eight housemates spending their summers together. Hitch and fist is a type of knot (It's a modification of hitch or fist, but where you can have both). 'pumpotha fucka' is actually a mistype of 'pum pot afu ka', which has to do with religious associations of the American Federation of Umpires. In short, what?
nycy 0
fail sarcastic bitch he said **** no we got jersey shore bitch fist pumping mother ficker
Hoplaka 0
Come on.. *Says in a heavy Jersey accent* Faget about it!
zemo999 0
No one should give a crap about a school kids opinion, the better part of them will occupy a McDonalds window anyway. lol
ArtOfDesire 7
But then where will the Mexicans go?
ohthebloodygore 16
52, where will the idiots like you go?
RedPillSucks 33
The mexicans will be ******* your mom. You didn't know your new daddy was mexican did you? Celebrate your heritage.
Schizomaniac 24
52, you're stupid. Mexicans work in the fields.
xSummerRosaleex 1
I don't have a bit of Mexican in me and that still pissed me off.. :P
mollieOdare 0
Cállate la boca niño estúpido. Es probable que el trabajo tu en McDonalds, a ti mismo. Dumbass fucktard.
makayla_roxx 2
well if it makes you feel any better Meg got an amazing makeover in one episode xD
Xavi89 0
lol fyl!!!
Smoke954 0
WOW... that sucks for u...
Fml37 0
You forgot boring.
Braden1_fml 0
Screw you op, meg is the shit and she's not ugly and unwanted so go **** yourself and shoot a cow