Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered my keys in my pants pocket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML
Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML
Today, I locked myself out while taking the trash downstairs. I was wearing pajamas, slippers, and a winter coat over nothing else. My neighbor offered to help, then spent ten minutes trying not to laugh while I explained that my keys were sitting on the kitchen counter. FML
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. I've just realized that I could have spent $30 on an Uber or Lyft to my parents' place to grab the other set of keys instead of calling a locksmith and paying $280 for him to drill a hole through my doorknob, rendering all my keys useless. FML
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Top comments
sarahalyssa_fml 0
epic fail
hockeyplayer82 0
I think I can sum this up in one word: dumbass
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hockeyplayer82 0
I think I can sum this up in one word: dumbass
RadAtThis01 0
27 looks like a jersey shore fag
Crlnprz 11
lmao why wudnt you think to look in ur pants pockets?
justsayfuck 5
There should be some site called 'I'm An Idiot'. OP, get off FML and go to IAI!
applessuckdick 0
I did that once, so I had to crawl in through a window, but it worked out because I'm small xD
OddleKins 0
I think OP forgot his brain rather than his keys...tsk tsk tsk *gives OP a consolation prize* (*cough* post-it notes to stick to yourself with things you must not forget *cough*) Good luck on finding a pen though <.< But really ._. I think almost everyone would put their keys on their pockets/purses...It's more of a habit to check those places first... -.- OP, you just failed :(
bigblue95 0
49 i dont know why but yr comment made me laugh uncontrollably
OddleKins 0
shun the meanies! shuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnn!! -cheap Charlie the unicorn modified imitation- I think I just failed... o-o"
eatmyass900 0
it's funny because you broke into your house and your keys were In your pocket
zach55 0
Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. once I got in the house I discovered that I didn't bother even looking in my pockets cause i'm retarded. **** SALT. FML