Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML
Today, I was in my backyard. When I wanted to come back in the house, I tried to open the sliding door. I knew that my brother locked me out so I banged on the door very hard, causing the glass to break. It turns out that the door wasn't locked. FML
Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. With no other available option, I decided to try and ninja my way through a window. However, as it turns out, I would make a terrible ninja. I now have a sprained ankle and a broken window. FML
Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered my keys in my pants pocket. FML
Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, I've managed to lock myself in my own bedroom. It won't open no matter what I do. FML
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my apartment, and in a panic, I tried using a credit card to open the door like I'd seen in movies and stuff. Instead of opening the door, I broke my card in half. I then had to call my landlord, who showed up an hour later and said, "Wow, you really tried to break into your own house, huh?" FML
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Top comments
Shell02 0
wtfudge. wouldn't you automatically look around before busting your own door down?
zerobahamut03 2
that sucks.
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Comments (57)
SwervinIrvin15 0
first that sucks
pertained 12
OP would be like the dudes in home alone.
XxDinosGoRawrxX 0
fyl
cincin75 0
Replacing a door can not **** ur life. However u r a genius, just like many forgetful guys here. :)
vanillathirteen 0
#10 the reason why it's an fml is because he not Only has to buy the new door buy new locks and change the locks when instead of breaking his own door he could have just gone through the OPEN window
Silentstrike 11
wow always check for open windows YDI
TessIsabella 0
That sucks. Wouldn't you feel so stupid though? :P FML
Volcomsmy_Lyfe 0
haha wow that sucks
rawrcupcakesz 0
If you get locked out your house. 1. check if you have a key. 2. look around if anyone is looking. 3. check the door again (it might be open). 4. check the windows. 5. if windows are lock do it Santa claus style.
deannamarie12 0
Haha, wow nice job OP :P
TheComputerGuy96 16
Why is everyone replying to #1? To be on the top? Well, I have one thing to say to those people. You're stupid!
Person1233 13
You're the one who broke a door when the window was open...
seanreddog 4
25 why do you care. it's only a real problem when it goes on for multiple pages and even then it's not a big deal.
ladiesman14 0
are you that black professor from Harvard ? did your white neighbor call the cops on you again ? ever notice that white people love and call the cops for everything Except when they are driving home Drunk !!!
TheComputerGuy96 16
No, I'm not black.
melissamoshh 0
ohh wow fyl I guess. how much do doors cost?
karlita2244 0
wow I always let my window open!!!just in case
seanreddog 4
^ Good to know I hope you don't have valuables or anything fragile in your house if you leave it so anyone can get in...
Ms_Jessie22 8
Hahaha me and my best friend had to break into her apartment the other day because we had no key. :)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
34: Actually, I know of several cases of white people reporting their own drunk driving while doing it. There's a drunk-dial that'll bite you in the ass!
rustic 0
hahaha fyl op! that was stupid xD but I can still totally doing the same thing.. only I can't break the door... I'll end up hurting myself or do sumtin retarded trying to break it xD
apfunction 0
25, it's kind of dumb to reply to the first comment, to bitch about people replying to the first comment. No, you're not making a point. You're just a jackass.
Upon_A_Burning_B 0
TheComputerGuy96, why are you complaining if you did the same? Hours to break a door? Why not break a window? It would be quicker and cheaper to replace.
_Jibran_ 0
haha that sucks op
zerobahamut03 2
that sucks.
Shell02 0
wtfudge. wouldn't you automatically look around before busting your own door down?
Starfire22 5
yea really, my first response would be to check the windows first!
saint_jimmy 0
You are a dumbarse. Why would your first move be breaking down your own door?
FMLJFL 5
Please change your picture, it'll give the children nightmares.
un_nomable 6
should of checked moron. I can't remember how many times I've gone through windows even though they were closed. good luck with your door :)
cincin75 0
Neighbors would shoot u if u break in. Of coz that is another FML story though. xD
kekelala3 0
Can you spell I-D-I-O-T?
sourgirl101 29
Can you look down your shirt and spell A-T-T-I-C
charleycake 0
i dont get it
FuckMyLife195 0
lock smith... 'nuff said
mrmaks18 7
make a note for yourself.....watch 24