Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered my keys in my pants pocket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML
Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML
Today, I locked myself out while taking the trash downstairs. I was wearing pajamas, slippers, and a winter coat over nothing else. My neighbor offered to help, then spent ten minutes trying not to laugh while I explained that my keys were sitting on the kitchen counter. FML
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. I've just realized that I could have spent $30 on an Uber or Lyft to my parents' place to grab the other set of keys instead of calling a locksmith and paying $280 for him to drill a hole through my doorknob, rendering all my keys useless. FML
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sarahalyssa_fml 0
epic fail
hockeyplayer82 0
I think I can sum this up in one word: dumbass
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Comments (102)
KiddNYC1O 22
50- I'll have what you're having, then
BubbaCatLove 0
You forgot to mention how drunk and high you were, OP. Dumbass.
FFML_314 12
Well OP at least you didn't lock yourself out of your house and when you tried to get in the window, you got stuck because the window seemed bigger than it actually was, thus forcing you to scream out for help and wake your neighbors up at 2AM. Which in turn, turned into a dilemma, that involved an ambulance and stitches. Be glad, very glad.
StartLivingInThe 0
I'm sure this has happened to everyone at least once in their life.
KiddNYC1O 22
hahaha I'm glad you caught that, mercy =P
meglovesjoe 0
wouldn't you check your pockets first to see if you have your keys?
isabelpalmtree 5
Well, now you know how to successfully break into a house. That comes in handy.
stedfastwolf 11
what's that on your head and that's an epic fail
thefallenoo 0
dang I hate it when that happens!
BallinJ 0
i guess its like walkn around looking for something while you are holding. ydi though.