Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered my keys in my pants pocket. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML
Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML
Today, I locked myself out while taking the trash downstairs. I was wearing pajamas, slippers, and a winter coat over nothing else. My neighbor offered to help, then spent ten minutes trying not to laugh while I explained that my keys were sitting on the kitchen counter. FML
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. I've just realized that I could have spent $30 on an Uber or Lyft to my parents' place to grab the other set of keys instead of calling a locksmith and paying $280 for him to drill a hole through my doorknob, rendering all my keys useless. FML
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sarahalyssa_fml 0
epic fail
hockeyplayer82 0
I think I can sum this up in one word: dumbass
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Comments (102)
yuggi1 11
It happens. Once upon a time, years ago, I went to school without my backpack; forgot it at home. lol :P
Raleigh_bruh 7
Commenting bug.. :/ At least you didn't lock yourself inside the car. :|
sourgirl101 29
Did you say inside not outside? lol
Raleigh_bruh 7
Yep. :/
Raleigh_bruh 7
Mercy, comic nerd? Or did you just make up that entire Superman scenario?
KiddNYC1O 22
no Raleigh it's a scene of the classic movie.
KiddNYC1O 22
superman traps them in that warped mirror or whatever and throws them in frisbee like manner lol
Raleigh_bruh 7
Meh, Superman was never one of my favorite superheroes. Although I do prefer him to Batman. :P
Brittney_E 0
that's an episode of family guy! well the locking himself in the car part anyways... ^-^
Raleigh_bruh 7
It's an episode of Family Guy, and it's also a very idiotic moment from my life.
KiddNYC1O 22
team scarecrow... eh not really although he was an interesting character
sourgirl101 29
I'm in the middle of watching that animated "Batman- Under the Red Hood" Really great video! Not sure who my favorite character is yet.
KiddNYC1O 22
Alfred, hands down
sourgirl101 29
Opps I meant Gotham Knight- learning about Killer Croc, Deadshot and Scarecrow.
Raleigh_bruh 7
Mercy.. :/ Also, isn't there a Thor movie coming out?
Raleigh_bruh 7
Are you serious? Did you happen to see when it's coming out? :o
sourgirl101 29
I saw that Thor preview.(: Thor reminds me of that Babysitting movies with Elizabeth Shue starting in it.
Raleigh_bruh 7
I'm not familiar with that director. Although, Natalie Portman is a plus, but Chris Hemsworth is a negative. Sooo, I'm undecided. :| I will look up the preview for myself. :P
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
My hubs works for AAA. Locking yourself in a car happens more often than you think. =
dijo_fml 0
haha that episode kicks ass
GolDenEye_21 0
yea that happens to everybody at least once, but not me just yet. at least ur back in the house again
lynnebby 0
One word : FAIL
I_have_no_clue 0
Your girlfriend must not plan to use your nugget pouch in the future.
KingDingALing 9
Im guessing you live in Fail City just like in your display pic cuz youre on the wrong FML, soo uh...FAIL!
JohnathannnS 0
11s hot :D
babygurly898 0
jaja...1word dumass!....jajaja
Hellie_fml 0
Next time check your pockets first. -___-"
bigblue95 0
so u just automatically assumed u didnt have ur keys. come on op, what have we learned about assuming from this site?
samantha987 0
iicaptain, your comment was funny cuz it's true.