Today, for the first time ever, I was able to have a good hair day without blow drying it or using product. Or so I thought. The first words my mom spoke to me when I came downstairs were “Go fix your hair.” FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got up extra early to curl my hair because I wanted to look nice at school for a change. After coming downstairs my mom yells at me and says, "See, when you don't wake up on time your hair looks like that. You could have at least combed it!" FML
Today, a colleague texted me to say that I needed a haircut. Today was also the first day I attempted to ‘do’ my hair in about 5 years. Clearly, I shouldn’t have bothered. FML
Today, my father cut my hair for the first time. Now, I always have to wear a cap when I go outside. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML
Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran to me and inspected my hair and said, "We can fix this." I was there to get my daughter's hair done. FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes fixing my hair to perfection, only to step outside and have it immediately ruined by a freak gust of rain and wind. The only thing I accomplished was looking like a disheveled bird's nest for the rest of the day. FML
Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser for the first time in the country I just moved to. Guess I don't speak the language as well as I thought. FML
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mssileas 25
I don't think I have wasted that much thought about hair in my entire life as you and your mum do in a week. Might not be your fault, some mothers are huge narcissists and obsessed with their kid's presentation, but seriously. It's just hair. You'll be fine.
Gofuckyourself 24
It's your hair, do it the way you want. If your mom has an issue with it, tell her that that's how you feel most comfortable. Everyone's entitled to their opinion but it's your own that counts when it comes to you 😊
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mssileas 25
I don't think I have wasted that much thought about hair in my entire life as you and your mum do in a week. Might not be your fault, some mothers are huge narcissists and obsessed with their kid's presentation, but seriously. It's just hair. You'll be fine.
RichardPencil 32
You can always count on Mom for a Reality Check! Everyone else would just laugh at you behind your back.
Gofuckyourself 24
It's your hair, do it the way you want. If your mom has an issue with it, tell her that that's how you feel most comfortable. Everyone's entitled to their opinion but it's your own that counts when it comes to you 😊
siggy_mcsigx 22
Ugh I can't imagine blow drying my hair every time I bathe. I barely brush my hair ever, either. I just hate hair maintenance. There is more to life!!
Alaina Heuerman 21
I get that all the time. My mom will tell me “brush the top of your hair” those exact words and it’s like mom I JUST did.