Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered my keys in my pants pocket. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML
Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML
Today, I locked myself out while taking the trash downstairs. I was wearing pajamas, slippers, and a winter coat over nothing else. My neighbor offered to help, then spent ten minutes trying not to laugh while I explained that my keys were sitting on the kitchen counter. FML
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. I've just realized that I could have spent $30 on an Uber or Lyft to my parents' place to grab the other set of keys instead of calling a locksmith and paying $280 for him to drill a hole through my doorknob, rendering all my keys useless. FML
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sarahalyssa_fml 0
epic fail
hockeyplayer82 0
I think I can sum this up in one word: dumbass
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Comments (102)
christyxoxo 8
don't worry, op. it happens to the best of us.
lildrummerboy47 0
#1 ftw. I lol'd
FarSide 23
This is not an FML. You are just a first class dumb son of a bit*h.
BetterUThanMe 0
Didn't you feel your keys in your pocket as you were trying to squeeze in through the small window?
xxBrokenHeartxx 0
YDI how do u not notice them?
Djlatino 0
daaaaaayyyuuum 11! someone is looking good
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for having a lock on your door. YDI for having a door on your house. YDI for having a house. YDI for having pants with pockets. YDI for having pants at all. YDI for having windows, unless we're talking about the OS for your computer.
zach55 0
#93 I was bored. so I added that :)
KiwiLime 0
yeah, because your keys would never be in your pants pocket! why would it be in there? that's the last place people would check! but anyways, does it really matter? I mean, you got in and didn't even have to break anything.
CodingSquirrel 3
Happened to me twice. After school I realized I had forgotten my keys (and didn't have a cell phone). The first time I grabbed a ladder from the shed and climbed into one of the front second story windows that was unlocked (had a window fan in it). The second time I cut a slit into one of the window screens and took that off then opened the window to get in. Except that I didn't find my keys in my pocket afterwards.