Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a love life is organizing my porn folder by category. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, I set out to organize my media files over several old hard drives, but I got so engrossed in creating intricate folders and subfolders that I forgot what I was organizing in the first place. My computer is now a labyrinth of folders titled "Stuff," "Things," and "What is this even?" FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, trying not to watch porn, I started looking for a group workout program, then tried to create images that resembled my wife, then ended up watching porn. FML
Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time left. FML
Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML
Today, I downloaded porn and saved it on my desktop. After watching it, I couldn't delete it, and now it is stuck on the desktop. It is a shared computer. FML
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
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Top comments
abNormal62 23
Everyone needs a hobby... Don't beat yourself up over it!
Ducklord21 14
He is obviously consumed if it took 5 hours...
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Comments (70)
bhfriday 9
5 hours? damn
aylind 18
You need to sort out your priorities.
Deku_Cutie 12
organization is key
goddessa9 12
Try to find a girl
Carnaxa 8
Apparently spending 5 hours organizing **** collection. Honestly if you have all that time to spend on your own collection do the world a favor and go work with a site. help us all out by organizing those. Hobby and Job being the same thing is a definite plus
waffleeater_153 14
The real question is, why do you download ****?
Hash13 13
Now you just have to use these categorizing and organizing skills somewhere else !
foxmatrix15 8
Keep orgy, ******, and oral in different files in alphabetical order. I've heard i really wouldn't know "look up and whistle"
potato_meat 12
Who the hell downloads **** anymore? Ever heard of p hub?
moimoimoi125_fml 11
People keep asking this question, so obviously you are aware that people download ****. Why is it so different to downloading series when there are a lot streaming websites? Yet, nobody gives a **** how you watch your series. Just let people consume the way they wanna consume
MeMyselfAndSatan 10
Lol on the YDI The # is 6999 he deserves it probably but I don't wanna hit the button for comedic reasons