Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a love life is organizing my porn folder by category. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, I set out to organize my media files over several old hard drives, but I got so engrossed in creating intricate folders and subfolders that I forgot what I was organizing in the first place. My computer is now a labyrinth of folders titled "Stuff," "Things," and "What is this even?" FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, trying not to watch porn, I started looking for a group workout program, then tried to create images that resembled my wife, then ended up watching porn. FML
Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time left. FML
Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML
Today, I downloaded porn and saved it on my desktop. After watching it, I couldn't delete it, and now it is stuck on the desktop. It is a shared computer. FML
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
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Top comments
abNormal62 23
Everyone needs a hobby... Don't beat yourself up over it!
Ducklord21 14
He is obviously consumed if it took 5 hours...
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Comments (70)
kiki1705 20
You're organizing ****?
yerawizardlizzy 27
Clearly.
mosquito19 14
alphabetical or chronological?
Ohshitdude 21
At least it wasn't something like cute pictures of cats, organized from how adorable to how sad.
Jdlove2 20
That probably would have been better
RebeccaRFT 18
PSH. You're life is no where near ****** just cause you have ****.
aubamas 20
alphabetical order, size, number of people, genre, so many possibilities
evilamoebaattack 20
get a girlfriend/boyfriend or a hobby. better still, get both.
Cozy_Blanket 16
Or step away from the computer and get some fresh air. 5 hours doing anything is a lot let alone looking at that much ****.
moimoimoi125_fml 11
you think he should both get a girlfriend and a boyfriend?
ryannmichael 17
We all waste time on useless tasks OP, don't sweat it!
_Moonlit_Iris_ 10
Well, obviously organizing your **** collection.
LyricaSilvan 30
Five hours? Must be one hell of a collection...
orls 4
Sad