Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a love life is organizing my porn folder by category. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, I set out to organize my media files over several old hard drives, but I got so engrossed in creating intricate folders and subfolders that I forgot what I was organizing in the first place. My computer is now a labyrinth of folders titled "Stuff," "Things," and "What is this even?" FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, trying not to watch porn, I started looking for a group workout program, then tried to create images that resembled my wife, then ended up watching porn. FML
Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time left. FML
Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML
Today, I downloaded porn and saved it on my desktop. After watching it, I couldn't delete it, and now it is stuck on the desktop. It is a shared computer. FML
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
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Top comments
abNormal62 23
Everyone needs a hobby... Don't beat yourself up over it!
Ducklord21 14
He is obviously consumed if it took 5 hours...
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Comments (70)
abNormal62 23
Do you you have a recommended viewing list that you can share?
SweetasCandy0609 28
#32 this comment just makes you sound like a creepy old perv asking for a list of OP'S **** that he watches.
abNormal62 23
It was an attempt at humour (obviously poor) only If the man spent five hours organizing categorizing it he must be very passionate about it. My initial reaction to categorize it would be a make a file called ****. Keep the stuff you like delete the rest. the amount of detail that the guy put into this just boggles the mind
SweetasCandy0609 28
It sounds like maybe you should try finding a hobby or something so that you don't continue to feel like you're not doing anything meaningful in your life, if you feel like you're not doing anything important in your life other than watching **** or rearranging it then do something about instead of just talking about it.
hammonds92 21
Don't they have copyright on any of it ? U sir are a criminal a HARDENED criminal
abNormal62 23
LMFAO I think his position alternates, sometimes he is a hardened criminal sometimes, he is soft on crime
hammonds92 21
For the love of God that gets a Wendy's stamp of approval XD
janfleury 19
After 5 hours I think there is nothing hard about him at all.
FitFriday 32
That's actually quite funny. At least it's organized now
martin8337 36
Organizing ****. At least you have your priorities straight.
teazyfisher 15
Funny how I see no pun in here.
Jamesfmled 14
does anyone need that much ****?
Wafalafaugus 18
If you show the same organization and dedication with everything else in your life as you do with your ****, you'll be fine.
Sazzles 17
You're alphabetising your life, that's what.
veryunhappygirl 7
Who actually saves it to their computer?