Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a love life is organizing my porn folder by category. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, I set out to organize my media files over several old hard drives, but I got so engrossed in creating intricate folders and subfolders that I forgot what I was organizing in the first place. My computer is now a labyrinth of folders titled "Stuff," "Things," and "What is this even?" FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, trying not to watch porn, I started looking for a group workout program, then tried to create images that resembled my wife, then ended up watching porn. FML
Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time left. FML
Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML
Today, I downloaded porn and saved it on my desktop. After watching it, I couldn't delete it, and now it is stuck on the desktop. It is a shared computer. FML
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
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Top comments
abNormal62 23
Everyone needs a hobby... Don't beat yourself up over it!
Ducklord21 14
He is obviously consumed if it took 5 hours...
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Comments (70)
spike7447 13
Eh... I organize mine from time to time too
scottyrocks123 21
How are you able to watch all of that ****?
upriise 9
Talk about a terabyte collection
Hellishowl 17
Been there....
anonamous14 9
This isn't necessarily about this FML, but **** in general. I feel that **** is very disrespectful to both men and women. Sex should be an act of love not just lust. **** materializes everything. If you're single then that's one thing. But I don't think people in relationships should be watching **** unless both people are aware and okay with it. When you have everything you need with your soulmate, I don't think it's necessary to use **** as a way to pleasure yourself physically or emotionally. Just my opinion.
quinn1184 25
you're a ****** weirdo
AmandaBatton0210 8
If nothing else you give me hope. My little brother is in the Navy and he is going to be sent to Bahrain at the end of the year. If someone is safe enough there to organize their **** maybe he will be safe. So thanks for that, at least!
Glasshoney 9
Get help! You're addicted to ****. Crave that release of dopamine...
Nevrdai 5
... That's a lot of ****...
ly5055 1
hi,cool. Can you share them with me.