Today, I spent $20 on a spray tan, $30 to have my make up done, and $50 on a pretty new dress all for a special date with my boyfriend. It turns out I spent $100 just to get dumped. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends ranted on about how I am such a crappy girlfriend and how all of his friends don't like me. I just spent over $200 on a surprise party that I invited them all to last weekend. FML
Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the two weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML
Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my grade 12 classes, including a unit test, to see my girlfriend on our two year anniversary. I arrived just in time to see her kiss her other boyfriend of over a year good bye. FML
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
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Top comments
zachattack 0
That's what happens when you look orange.
rational_man 0
Its life baby, don't worry. If you stayed with this lump you would miss out on Mr. right. Get your self back together and live that wonderful life of yours.
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Comments (63)
yosoccerboy 0
She probably estimated >.> And to the OP, I'm so sorry honey~ (Don't think I'm hitting on you, I'm gay xxDDD) but then you look pretty~ Find someone better than him :)
PurpleLlamas 0
agreed with 1 do your own make up and get a real tan. then you only spend $50 to get dumped lol im not helping am i? :S
bryttkneee 0
:(
Wizard_and_glass 0
YDI for spray tanning. What's wrong with your natural skin color?
simoneog09 0
if you get spray tans, you deserve it.
baden18830 5
girls look better without makeup. there are some exceptions, but you have to look like the hunchback of notre dame to be in that category. even average looking girls look way better naturally. and spray on tan? hot! I live my babes orange and Martian like. he may have dumped you bc u look like something from a gushers commercial
rogue_turk 0
Your comment : Score 1 for those against being fake (i.e. spray tan and make up)!
birdfreak 24
yea you can pay $30 for getting your hair done
inlovewithPosey2 0
I agree, I hate girls who can't stand not looking good for their boufriend
melissa333jade 3
seriously you couldbuy a cheap set of make up for $30 that will last a lot longer than one night , thats just stupid! if she got a real tan she would be exposing herself to a possible outcome of melanomia and skin cancer and if getting a spray tan makes u feel better about yourself then why not? the slight problem is however they havent prooved any damage, spray tans have a lot of powerful chemicals which could not be gd!