Today, I saw my friend across campus, and I decided that I wanted to play a trick on her and scare her from behind. Turns out, I scared a complete stranger with really bad panic induced asthma. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
Today, I tried to scare a new college friend by sneaking up behind her wearing a mask. It worked. And so did her lightning fast reflexes developed from multiple martial arts championships. My 2 cracked ribs, broken nose and bruised ballsack can now be added to her list of achievements. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while walking home with my friends. As I was struggling to breathe, they thought I was attention-seeking and left me on the floor. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML
Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform her, I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, I nearly had an anxiety attack trying to sneak up on my sister to silly-string her. FML
Today, after running across London to catch my train, I collapsed, panting, into a seat across from a concerned elderly woman. She leaned over to ask whether I had my inhaler and I smiled and nodded. I didn't have the heart to tell her that I'm not asthmatic, just really unfit. FML
Today, my family and friends decided to throw a surprise party for my 16th birthday. I was so surprised that the shortness of breath triggered a serious asthma attack. FML
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mariasaur 0
Bravo.
Lou_Briccant 0
Good! It's her fault for being a stranger. :p
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Comments (14)
mariasaur 0
Bravo.
mathriok 0
Ahhh...lol
Onlyme_fml 0
Good job smarty
Lou_Briccant 0
Good! It's her fault for being a stranger. :p
Slim_fml 0
your stupid
Ninjasaurus18 9
*you're. Stupid ****. If you're going to call someone stupid, you need to be at least smarter than them. And able to speak English. So how about I help you here? Your= possessive. Here's YOUR book back. You're=contraction for you are. You're going to the party?
pinkster2014 25
Her stupid what? (it's *you're* lol)
Itachi_Kisuke 0
Wow... that sounds like the sort of thing me and my buddies would do, but... nether of us happen to be very bright on what is okay to be in a social setting. Shitty lucky.
randyjohns 0
lol @ #6
WOGBRO 6
Ooops u can probably hear the weasing in ur sleep.
gparsley 6
Nice that was stupid but I can't say much iv done it to
dayschape420 0
I did that too once, I saw my friend opening his locker at school so I ran up and jumped on his back before dodging around the corner and yelling ASSASSINATED! When I came out it turned out that it wasn't my friend, it was a complete stranger and it was the locker NEXT to my friends locker