Today, I spent $20 on a spray tan, $30 to have my make up done, and $50 on a pretty new dress all for a special date with my boyfriend. It turns out I spent $100 just to get dumped. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends ranted on about how I am such a crappy girlfriend and how all of his friends don't like me. I just spent over $200 on a surprise party that I invited them all to last weekend. FML
Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the two weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML
Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my grade 12 classes, including a unit test, to see my girlfriend on our two year anniversary. I arrived just in time to see her kiss her other boyfriend of over a year good bye. FML
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
zachattack 0
That's what happens when you look orange.
rational_man 0
Its life baby, don't worry. If you stayed with this lump you would miss out on Mr. right. Get your self back together and live that wonderful life of yours.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (63)
Morgan3_fml 0
Guys, what's your problem with tan spray, seriously? If you don't have two left hands, you can have a beautiful light-tanned skin, you're not supposed to be orange I'm sorry for you... FML
vmarsbars 0
I can't help but think of Elle from 'Legally Blonde' -- I'm really sorry. Use that awesome spray tan to go get another guy! ;)
mariasaur 0
Spray tans do NOT turn you orange if you get the right product or it's professionally done or if you do it once a week. I feel your pain, i got a 90 dollar dress, 30 dollar hair-do, and 20 bucks in new makeup products, and spent 3 hours getting ready for homecoming, just to have my boyfriend dump me right afterwards.
Cashmere_Cactus 0
That's what you get for using spraytan. Moron.
bbqbecky 0
I totally have you beat. I spent $910 on plane tickets to London, $250 on a promise ring, and $650 dollars on tickets/expenses to Dublin Ireland only to get dumped. I feel your pain ten fold.
Dr_Evil_Genius 0
This should be a lesson to ALL women. Most men don't like women with fake skin tone, fake body parts, or 2 lbs. of makeup on their face. If you are trying to hide who you are, you need to be alone and find yourself first.
linzhart333 8
umm. Why are you so high maintenance? Most guys (including mine) would rather a girl not be all fake like that. Do your own makeup. How hard is THAT? omg
blkbtch696 0
its only 100 dollars.. get over itt
thatguy0602 0
To be fair, the poor guy probably has spent thousands of dollars on dates, etc., with this girl. Did you ever spend $100 on HIM?
inevality 12
Never assume, you'll just make an ass out of u and me. :P
thefinalpie 0
ewww spray tan