Today, I spent $20 on a spray tan, $30 to have my make up done, and $50 on a pretty new dress all for a special date with my boyfriend. It turns out I spent $100 just to get dumped. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends ranted on about how I am such a crappy girlfriend and how all of his friends don't like me. I just spent over $200 on a surprise party that I invited them all to last weekend. FML
Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the two weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML
Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my grade 12 classes, including a unit test, to see my girlfriend on our two year anniversary. I arrived just in time to see her kiss her other boyfriend of over a year good bye. FML
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
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Top comments
zachattack 0
That's what happens when you look orange.
rational_man 0
Its life baby, don't worry. If you stayed with this lump you would miss out on Mr. right. Get your self back together and live that wonderful life of yours.
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Comments (63)
LebanonBaby 26
Well you dont really need him right ?.. He's not worth it ! Just go look in the mirror at your gorgeous tan self in that sexy dress and you'll totally forget about that jerk !
bosox17 6
Just tan outside do the makeup yourself and go to goodwill and get a 10 dollar dress
bigbangvip1 7
get over yourself you spoiled ****
whatever202 11
Spray tans are gross.
OBTrice 15
At least he did it in person, not over text or phone
TheSpringbok 6
well yeah because you now look like a wotsit with make up on
DeadPixel4 29
You lost me at spray tan
EmperorChowilio 21
you deserve it for getting a spray tan
deathfyre8 13
YDI for being a Dorito without a license.
Klima_fml 29
Honestly, you don't have to go through all that trouble for your boyfriend, put on some good looking clothes and maybe a bit of makeup, but from my experiences I like it when the lady doesn't go all out for me