leapple
United States
Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Desperation
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Noname
Canada
Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job, and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online instead. FML
I shaved my legs for this
Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML
kam3221
United States
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Anonymous
Macon, United States
Profile pictures
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
forever alone
Pawling, United States
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
louise
United Kingdom
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
InNeedOfFriends
United States
Today, I got all dressed up, in high heels and a sparkly dress, to sit in the library for most of the night so that my roommate and his friends would believe that I have a social life. FML
sunshine19217
United States
Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML
emberstormmm
Rain check?
Today, my family was going to have lunch with my parents' friends, who have a kid my age who is very similar to me, and is really cute. I wanted their number to see if it could turn into something beyond friendship, so I dressed up cute and did extra flawless makeup. All for the lunch to be canceled. FML
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ilikesquarebutts 0
Today, I spent ten minutes getting my dick ready and findig the perfect pose so I could show the world what I got on chatroullete. WIN
Aaruto 0
Whyyyyyy would you want to meet men on chatroulette, of all places?
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Comments (168)
AlmothePirate 0
shut. the. ****. up. all you do is point out the obvious while being hella judgemental. and you have no sense of humor.
cracktus 0
He's yelling at Snickerdoodles! *gets on walkie talkie* "Take him out."
alex_vik 1
I thought it was bad when I took 2 minutes to put on a suit and my George Bush mask to troll people on Chatroulette. Congrats OP, you made me feel better about myself.
cocacola999 27
I love you
WeahNicole 0
LOL. I think I saw you once..
TiffanyBlews27 0
Womw, you're awesome! Can I marry you?!? lol
Nena713 0
I think you need some fresh air, try it.
chellexx 0
YDI...you chose to dress up and go on chat roulette. you could have just worn sweats and it would have made no difference. you probably looked pathetic and desperate anyway if you really got all dolled up for chatting online.
gangstahjennstah 0
my friend went on chat roulette to checkk it put and they said that shit was grosss! they saw like 3 guys 'pleasuring' themselves. after the third guy, they said, screw it. were donee. hahaha
chellexx 0
ewww. that is exactly why I never do online chats with strangers, especially if webcams or pictures are involved. too many perverts and sickos are lingering on the web
fisheatsbear 6
i just did this because of this fml and went through like 30 people. 10 of them were guys pleasuring themselves, and there were like 3 girls out of all of them. FML
ImaginaryFoe 1
#24, your "friend" waited till the 3rd to get off? ;)
jif_fml 0
how is this anything other than a YDI? lame.
aardvarkish 17
stick with RussianRoulette
damienwatkins 0
That my friend, is a man's sport.
amiemariej 0
agreed
Flipje 0
ChatRoulette is fun!
damienwatkins 0
Dude, you spelled feeling* wrong. Good job. It's pathetic how you spend so much time being a grammar Nazi to probably everybody on this website right now and you can't even spell FEELING right. Once again, good job jerk.