leapple
United States
Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Desperation
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Noname
Canada
Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job, and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online instead. FML
I shaved my legs for this
Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML
kam3221
United States
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Anonymous
Macon, United States
Profile pictures
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
forever alone
Pawling, United States
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
louise
United Kingdom
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
InNeedOfFriends
United States
Today, I got all dressed up, in high heels and a sparkly dress, to sit in the library for most of the night so that my roommate and his friends would believe that I have a social life. FML
sunshine19217
United States
Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML
emberstormmm
Rain check?
Today, my family was going to have lunch with my parents' friends, who have a kid my age who is very similar to me, and is really cute. I wanted their number to see if it could turn into something beyond friendship, so I dressed up cute and did extra flawless makeup. All for the lunch to be canceled. FML
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ilikesquarebutts 0
Today, I spent ten minutes getting my dick ready and findig the perfect pose so I could show the world what I got on chatroullete. WIN
Aaruto 0
Whyyyyyy would you want to meet men on chatroulette, of all places?
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Comments (168)
dbs_fml 0
fyl, should have just had a Brazilian instead !
Resquall 0
ChrisCTL should post an fml saying, "Today, Resquall couldn't really make up a witty remark in regards to my insult. FML." And anyway, a whole bunch of people state the obvious. It's going to happen.
trippydoll 4
PATHETIC!!
cowycal 4
And how many penises did you see?
happysmartg 5
how is this an fml? you chose to do that dumb idea
wilkshire13 0
why the **** does everyone pick on snicks? her advice rocks, Damien just likes to take it up the ass =]
pepper3434 0
Geeze, people! Grow up! Let Snick do whatever she feels like. You guys that post how obnoxious she is are actually the obnoxious ones! Btw, stop telling her to get a life, because your also on here wasting your time typing about how much you despise her.
rramirez1 0
pathetic
erjaguam 0
my best friend is like this. and her online habits are so annoying. she meets guys online and went as far as considering one of them as her real boyfriend despite they never physically met. only through webcam. ugh. please get out of your room and go meet real people.
swaneh 0
I love how whenever Snicks gets told off, she vanishes into thin air until she appears at the next FML.