leapple
United States
Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Desperation
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Noname
Canada
Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job, and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online instead. FML
I shaved my legs for this
Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML
kam3221
United States
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Anonymous
Macon, United States
Profile pictures
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
forever alone
Pawling, United States
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
louise
United Kingdom
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
InNeedOfFriends
United States
Today, I got all dressed up, in high heels and a sparkly dress, to sit in the library for most of the night so that my roommate and his friends would believe that I have a social life. FML
sunshine19217
United States
Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML
emberstormmm
Rain check?
Today, my family was going to have lunch with my parents' friends, who have a kid my age who is very similar to me, and is really cute. I wanted their number to see if it could turn into something beyond friendship, so I dressed up cute and did extra flawless makeup. All for the lunch to be canceled. FML
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ilikesquarebutts 0
Today, I spent ten minutes getting my dick ready and findig the perfect pose so I could show the world what I got on chatroullete. WIN
Aaruto 0
Whyyyyyy would you want to meet men on chatroulette, of all places?
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TiffanyBlews27 0
Oh my god! #51, snickers' name is in my iPod touch's vocabulary, too! Isn't just so damn annoying to have a constant reminder of her? lol
Sunee123 0
i have seen so many dicks on chatroulette
xXSmilezXX 7
wow that's all I'm going to say
jugger 0
snicks i liked your other pic better.
nessalujin 0
Are you putting 5 pounds of makeup on or something? Seriously, 2 hours is alittle over the top dontcha think?
shuuguuy 0
I went on chatroulette once, you know something.. not only losers and no lifes go on it, some people are pretty cool, but some are a bunch of hairy guys wacking off. The coolest thing that ever happened on that site, it might not of been true but I saw Jessica alba on it!! She said F*** all the ni**ers... that's when I realized that she had a video on the webcam. I don't know actually because on the video it was her she had a big house behind her.. What do you guys think?
zdizzle123 0
OMyGoddd!!! can't we all just get along :) do we hafta rly correct evryones grammar and spelling as if we r that persons mom... I mean it's the internet not a fricken English essay!!!
porridge111 6
looooolz
DakodaC 0
funniest website ever!!
sadyrman 0
Not so much an FML as it is being a loser and running with it. Or maybe just your concept of trying to meet men. Protip: Go outside. There are men there. I promise. And if you play your cards right, you can touch them too.