Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
Today, I've been having really bad seasonal allergies. I was at work, and feeling just about to sneeze for at least a full minute, but thought I could stop it. A customer came up to me, I opened my mouth to greet her… but instead sneezed right in her face. Several seconds before my addled brain caught up. FML
Today, after having to get the front filling on my tooth fixed five times, the dentist finally decided to give me a crown. While waiting for the permanent to be made, I had a temporary one put in. This one fell out five times. The final time, I actually sneezed it out. FML
Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
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zombicidal 11
so you took a drill to the uvula
DocBastard 40
The dentist had his "tool" in your mouth? I've never heard of fellatio being referred to as a "root canal" before.
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Comments (105)
iloveweed69 7
DAMN :(
StromyG2 10
I have 2 words for you, law suite.
MissHayleyJames 7
Now what exactly does OP need a law office for? Or do you mean SUIT? And again, what would he need that for?
zombicidal 11
wait so you're telling me if sneeze and deep throat a scalpel I take money from a man working in an occupation with some of the highest suicide rates gee I thought teasing that girl until she developed an eating disorder was fun
alexup24 13
is that a special hotel room for lawyers?
GovernorGeneral 8
And i have one word for you : Shut the **** up.
Bozone 7
I would've pushed the tools away , it's a habit to cover my face when I sneeze . It's not like you're hands we're tied to the chair
niplipsip 9
hard to push tools away when they're INSIDE your mouth. you'd probably do more damage to your face if you did that (depending on what exactly the tools were)
sarahlouise0506 10
If OP had endo-files down the canal of the tooth, it would be impossible to lift them up put of the tooth and out of the mouth. If OP had a rubber dam on (a latex sheet on a frame) it wouldn't matter if they sneezed!
sarahlouise0506 10
Out•
Bozone 7
I understand that , I've had a root canal. I'm just saying its a habit to cover my face so my hands would just be in the way of everything =]
loller27 6
how jawful
perdix 31
That's one dude you don't want to piss off. Did he pick the tools up off the floor real quick and invoke the Five Second Rule?
tanay97 8
lol
BrianAlarcon 0
FYL
rob3rt561 0
^^^ those comments r trying wayy to hardd to be funny..js
GovernorGeneral 8
And youre trying too hard to get upvotes.
zombicidal 11
^obvious redditer
GoW_Chick 15
You know what I don't get, why the hell do people say "just saying," is it like a thing or what? I know you're "just saying" because you just said it, it's a little irritating.
GovernorGeneral 8
Lol im sorry i didnt know to say that using ' thumbs up 'but after i realized i coulda just said more thumbs? idk. So i just said upvote -.-" And 47- who said 'just saying' ? o.o ...
zombicidal 11
I personally think upvotes is an easier term and should be universal
GovernorGeneral 8
Also i think youre quite the redditer yourself. ^^
Furrywhiplash 14
54- 22 said "js", as in "just saying." Not only are they restating the obvious, but they are being incredibly lazy about it as well. Which does nothing but reinforce the point that it doesn't need to be said at all.
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
I used to take dental tools the mouth, but then all my teeth fell out.
MonsterCommenter 4
It would had been great if i could had interpreted what you had said in that comment. Was I the only one?
sweetzombie88 0
What???
GovernorGeneral 8
Hes missing a 'to' 'i used to take dental tools TO the mouth...' Like the arrow to the knee jokes? Ether way still mehh xD
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Crap sorry I changed what I was originally gonna comment. Guess I forgot a "to." Sorry. And yes, it was a play on arrow to the knee jokes.
KimmieKat 0
Omfg. I'm so sorry, god that must've hurt >.>