Today, after having to get the front filling on my tooth fixed five times, the dentist finally decided to give me a crown. While waiting for the permanent to be made, I had a temporary one put in. This one fell out five times. The final time, I actually sneezed it out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after finally working there long enough for medical and dental insurance to kick in, my employers decided we should part ways. Then, while I was eating dinner, my crown popped off. FML
Today, it was the fourth time I've had major dental work done, because my dentist messed up my root canal. After almost a dozen needles, three missed work days, over $1,000, and 2 broken tools, I only have a tiny, barely-successful filling to show for it. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML
Today, I learnt that my tooth is cracking due to a crown that was put in this past October to prevent the previous crown from doing that. Cheers to an implant at 25 years old. FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a baby tooth which had decayed removed. After almost an hour, I came out with a numb mouth and a missing tooth for life. It was not a baby tooth. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
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Anzubar007 4
sounds like ya need a new dentist there bud.
RichardPencil 32
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, what's wrong with me. Fool me quadrice, c'mon, man! Fool me fivice, I gotta tell FML what a doofus I am!
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Comments (4)
Anzubar007 4
sounds like ya need a new dentist there bud.
RichardPencil 32
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, what's wrong with me. Fool me quadrice, c'mon, man! Fool me fivice, I gotta tell FML what a doofus I am!
Marcella1016 32
Lmao you had me going there thinking this was a real expansion on the saying I hadn’t heard before. Right up until the end with fivice lmao good one
Charlie Given 28
It's time for a new dentist and maybe it's time to report the other one for his incompetence I've never heard of any dentist having any feeling or crown separate more than once, once is one thing but multiple times shows incompetence on the dentist's part.
Yudith 28
There's a limit to how many "free replacements" you should have of a thing. Especially when the thing is your own tooth.