Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while brushing my teeth, I applied the toothpaste to my toothbrush when a few bristles got caught on the lip of the tube and flung a glob of toothpaste into my eye. My eye is now bloodshot, but at least it's minty fresh. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in a rush before work. I squeezed the toothpaste tube too hard, and some of it it shot directly into my eye. I spent the next ten minutes half-blind, crying peppermint tears, and still somehow managed to be late. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth before a date, I sneezed so hard that toothpaste flew all over my clean shirt. I was already running late, so I panicked and tried to wipe it off with water. It left huge wet spots. I showed up looking like I had just lost a fight with a giant toothbrush. FML
Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML
Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML
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lwdjaymac 1
Use your other eye :)
donteatglue1 0
Then how are you writing this?
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Comments (87)
dramatic11 0
I call shenanigans. I've gotten toothpaste in my eye before falling in the shower, and no way do you go blind for 2 hours. Quit being dramatic. YDI for apparently not removing the brush from your mouth before you sneezed.
Youd_laugh_2 0
You say "I HAVEN'T BEEN able to see" therefore you mean the present tense. You either made the FML up and you are a lying bastard, or you are a dumbass who can't write.
Mattyboy558 0
How can you type? Your life is ****** for having to make an FML up.
deliciouslythat 0
Lay off. This person may be able ro see out of one eye, or has the keyboard memorized. Still doesnt explain how he can see the screen, but still, he might be able to see with one eye.
FMLmuchly 0
OMG AHH I CANT SEE... but I still managed to F
KHADOOZLE 0
YOU SURE DIDNT MAKE ANY MISTAKES TYPING THIS UP FOR SOMEONE WHO CANT SEE!
skankihobag 0
that's okay because this story reminds me of the time i was washing my face and i had to sneeze and ended up bashing my forehead on the sink in the process.
xxxNataliexxx 0
Fake someone has a fml just like this
xshinexbrite96xx 0
ohhh thats scary :/ may god heal you and give your sight back like the blind man who was healed by jesus
halsduksmonstret 0
Geez, what kinda toothpaste do you use? I got tootpaste stuck under my contactlense once for about a minute and I could see perfectly well... Although it hurts like hell...