Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while brushing my teeth, I applied the toothpaste to my toothbrush when a few bristles got caught on the lip of the tube and flung a glob of toothpaste into my eye. My eye is now bloodshot, but at least it's minty fresh. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in a rush before work. I squeezed the toothpaste tube too hard, and some of it it shot directly into my eye. I spent the next ten minutes half-blind, crying peppermint tears, and still somehow managed to be late. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth before a date, I sneezed so hard that toothpaste flew all over my clean shirt. I was already running late, so I panicked and tried to wipe it off with water. It left huge wet spots. I showed up looking like I had just lost a fight with a giant toothbrush. FML
Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML
Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML
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Top comments
lwdjaymac 1
Use your other eye :)
donteatglue1 0
Then how are you writing this?
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Comments (87)
a192837465 0
why the **** does eversingle comment I make get deleted
CallMeHush 1
Who cleaned that mess? We can expect to see that FML any moment now.
somesecretname 0
wtf toothpaste do you use? wd40?
jessxoxo28 5
wow, lmao yeaaa, toothpaste sucks when it gets in ur eyes
HannahMae 0
I did the same thing the other day! Now i dont feel so dumb!
KittyGoesMeow 0
How does that happen? Close your eyes next time!
spoof17 0
how do u sneeze and not close your eyes ( you would almost have to hold them open to do so ( watch mythbusters )
polico_wolf 0
I have kept my eyes open and sneesed before. Its easy.
YaItzFatality 0
its impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. nice try this FML is bs.
TRJADN 0
Yeah your eye naturally closes when you sneeze. Lying ****
bostonfan 0
dude, the toothpaste was probably sprayed above her eye, and dripped down. don't call bullshit without considering more than one option, stupid.
SexyBitch919 0
I totally agree with TIJADN but they didnt have to call you a lying fk. but you did lie. nice try, but you get my vote 4 the efrt.