Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while brushing my teeth, I applied the toothpaste to my toothbrush when a few bristles got caught on the lip of the tube and flung a glob of toothpaste into my eye. My eye is now bloodshot, but at least it's minty fresh. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in a rush before work. I squeezed the toothpaste tube too hard, and some of it it shot directly into my eye. I spent the next ten minutes half-blind, crying peppermint tears, and still somehow managed to be late. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth before a date, I sneezed so hard that toothpaste flew all over my clean shirt. I was already running late, so I panicked and tried to wipe it off with water. It left huge wet spots. I showed up looking like I had just lost a fight with a giant toothbrush. FML
Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML
Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML
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Top comments
lwdjaymac 1
Use your other eye :)
donteatglue1 0
Then how are you writing this?
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Comments (87)
SexyBitch919 0
no you didnt retard...you are dumb HannahMae!
SexyBitch919 0
whats FYL?
SexyBitch919 0
if that was true she probly tryped it after she culd see how do u think she knows how long it took!
jane99 0
I sneezed while reading this.
ItsAlexFool 0
...In case you didn't notice, all of the posts have to start with "Today..."
redshortsx 0
this is fake. toothpaste wouldn't do that plus how did it get in by sneezing. you close your eyes when you sneeze
Voids 0
Lol, lethal toothpaste. Try using better aim next time.
dontizzle 0
i agree with number 22 - when u sneeze ur eyes close, dipswitch
Vayerman 4
You're from UK. I didn't know people from the United Kingdom has computers. Small world.
FerrariCake 2
Rinse it out? duh?
xxmadicxx 0
mkay wow.so how did u get on?