Today, I was taking a placement test for the new college I am going to. After the test and picking up a few numbers, I left with great pride. I opened the door and started walking out. I then realized that I had walked into the closet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
Today, I walked into a store, grabbed a shopping cart, and started browsing. After 15 seconds, I realized I was in the wrong store. The cashier watched as I awkwardly returned my cart and walked out like I totally meant to do that. FML
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror. I walked straight into my own reflection. FML
Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
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Lonely_Lez 0
THIS IS NOT AN FML. You're going to college, so you picked the wrong door, WHO THE HELL CARES?
IrDan 0
Please just get out of the closet, we all know ur in.. just pleasssssse get out of the closet!
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Comments (72)
Lucky_Adi 0
fail!
The_Pleb 0
Guys find this cute, So next time after doing something stupid and/or senseless make sure you chat a few guys up who saw you This is when it turns into a LML
saviisneat 0
How is this a FML? Where are the MODS???? Why aren't they MODERATING like they are supposed to? So you walked into a closet...walk out of it. Simple. WOW
baden18830 5
hey 16, get the **** over yourself. this is a great FML bc it's funny. if you want weepy BS that isn't entertaining at all, but quite stupid and ignorant, check out www.mylifeisg.com. it's more your speed.
Lonely_Lez 0
THIS IS NOT AN FML. You're going to college, so you picked the wrong door, WHO THE HELL CARES?
awesomemegan 0
I agree. Its not like they're going to kick you out now. geez.
sodahhhr 0
he walks in the closet......
Penetration 0
So now he has to come OUT of the closet. Bet they aren't going to answer when he calls now. (har har har)
khung835 6
if this is a FML to you, your life is really F*** xD
Ferdinard 0
exxxaacctly, sucking it up you pussy!
Tripout 0
You deserve it for not paying attention XD
xxLOUD 0
ur life isnt f-ed up! gaayyy
IrDan 0
Please just get out of the closet, we all know ur in.. just pleasssssse get out of the closet!
jeannedarc_fml 8
Listen to this guy. Get out of the closet bro.
TheWaaaaambulanc 0
Boo-******-hoo. Call the waaaaaaaambulance and get off FML.
beachgirl199661 0
ha ha ha it just proves your smart factor and it was a great ending to a interview! no, I am just kidding! you should have ended saying I wanted to come out of the closet! ha ha you might have just messed up your position though... To those of you who are saying who cares well the executives. they might think he is to stupid for the part and he might have messed up his career In this economy he might as well say I'm stinking rich and I don't need a f***ing job see ya suckers!
AlicaKate 0
COLLEGE. Not job. COLLEGE.
saviisneat 0
beachgirl you are retarded. You tried to diss all of us when in reality you made yourself look like a fool. Why don't you try reading for a change. When you read, you understand more things. Like how she is trying to get into a college, not a job. You sound like a complete bitch of a douche. Try again please.
Jefe_fml 0
Wow. Beachgirl, stfu. As for the fml-fyl if you think this is an fml.
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, get a ******* life.