Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML
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Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I'd lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when I realized they were still on my head. FML
Today, I got new AirPods. As I was sitting on the toilet, they fell out of my hoodie pocket into the toilet while it was flushing. FML
Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML
Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML
Today, when I realized I'd forgot rice on the stove, I jumped off my chair and pulled off my headphones really fast. Now I've got burnt rice and broken headphones. FML
Today, I bought new earphones for my phone so I could finally listen to music again. Not an hour later I broke it. FML
Today, I was listening to music on my Bluetooth wireless headphones, when I put them around my neck to do something. Later, I put them back on to continue listening to my music. Even later on, I was looking for them and couldn't find them. I thought I had lost them, but then realized they were still on my head. FML
Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML
Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML
Today, I bought myself an MP3 player. Later, I was laying in bed, listening to music and eating a bowl of cereal, when I went to move the bowl of cereal on the bedside table for some shut eye. I dropped my MP3 player into the leftover milk. FML
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HawkingBeach 0
Why would you listen to your iPod while changing your child's diaper? Way to teach your kid poor manners early on.
allmidnighteyes 11
Brings a whole new meaning to shitty music like Brokencyde, Jeffree Star, and Millionaires...
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Comments (132)
nihilanth 0
LOLTROLL
cutiepiex3 0
ewww, gross! ;P
anniemarie 0
hahaha
Decoyum 0
NOO!!! I was just trolled!
dx169 0
Lemme have a lickle.
billyhirvine09 0
ydi. look next time
cookiemobzta 0
YDI for not having wireless headphone s
duke_nukem_25299 0
I was Rick Trolled
writergirl69 0
that's what you get for listening to your iPod when you're with your baby!
laurabev 9
Now you can listen to shitty music :)
mariah_1_11 22
Get that shit out of your ears!!! God I love puns...
Dillybar 0
That's why I really don't want kids...
_Noon_ 0
Because they shit? Newsflash; everyone does.
tyhillman 0
That's true, but only half of adults shit on themselves.
oldskoolman85 0
Newsflash: You don't have to clean up anyone else's shit if you don't have kids.
emptycities07 0
LMAOOOOO!! haha nice
bluehero 17
Because you don't want earbuds covered in poop?
wtfismyfml 0
nice! pay more attention next time?
bill929 7
I guess you could say *puts on sunnys* she hit the brown note. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
allmidnighteyes 11
Brings a whole new meaning to shitty music like Brokencyde, Jeffree Star, and Millionaires...
allysonnn 0
SO TRUE
Intoxicunt 6
Win.
LewJH 0
:D
Starchild21 3
That was so harsh.......but true WIN :)
sublime93 0
Aw, but, but the Millionaires!
junjunbun 28
You forgot nickelback #4
Scrantoncity 0
Ooh gross clean your ears!
HawkingBeach 0
Why would you listen to your iPod while changing your child's diaper? Way to teach your kid poor manners early on.
patrickhb 0
Oh, because everyone should learn from an early age that it's rude to listen to music whilst cleaning someone else's genitals?
elara15 0
Do you know how often a baby's diaper needs changing? Listening to music while doing so doesn't make a difference to the chore or "manners". And by deductive reasoning, the OP was paying more attention to her child than the music anyway. Way to be.
the_stereotype 0
it's not rude as much as it is unwise to have an iPod while changing diapers. i mean, if it wasn't the dirty headphones, the baby could have sprayed the iPod.
xNephilim 19
Because the baby will remember something that happened while she needed a diaper-change. Also, I don't see how this is bad manners. Explain...?
_Noon_ 0
Ew, that's gross! Eww. The only silver lining here is that its your own babies poop. FYL.
plexico 4
If that counts as a silver lining, I hate to see (or smell) your jewelry box.
patrickhb 0
Yep, that's alright then...
whyarepeopledumb 2
You're a ******* idiot. How is that a silver lining?
tessitada 0
COLES BALLS MAKE HEIDI HOT.
shootingstar8D 0
Haha your ears are shitty !
Phr3Sh 0
Not so bad, buy new ones. And learn your lesson, don't listen to music again while changing diapers.