Today, I signed up for an online dating site. After completing their personality quiz, I set the distance to a 60 mile radius of where I live. Then to the country. Then to the whole world. I got no matches for any of the settings. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering the eHarmony dating questionnaire, only to be told my answers were too "unique" for them to match me with anyone. I had chosen "the world" as my distance range. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
Today, after a nice Thanksgiving with my parents, and the usual question about when I'll bring a woman with me to meet them, I absentmindedly launched the usual dating app. I swiped completely dry with no matches, reminding myself that my entire city doesn't have one person interested in dating me. FML
Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I'd first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I'd decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
Today, I'm so single, I signed up for a free consultation on an LGBT arranged marriage site. FML
Today, I decided to try an online therapy site, seeing as I have been feeling very lonely and don’t have any friends to talk to about my issues. After filling out all the initial forms, the site told me there was no one available to speak to me. FML
Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
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sLap_fml 0
it just means that your perfect match hasn't signed up for that website, and that you will meet them another way : )
vonswede 0
The same thing happened with my mom. Eharmony told her she was too selfish to find a match.
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Comments (157)
lundo 3
i know a guy like that but its kinda hard to match a 40 year old single retired air force guy that is always on WoW
Suarga 0
Online dating is a sham anyways.
thekreeperkeeper 0
that sucks man! but dont let your PC tell you you'll never find anyone... because it has no clue. no matter how popular the site may be.
Toxic_John 0
rofl this sucks majorly fo u lol but i agree with #3 no1 is really honest on those things xcept lonely woman with cats or men that live at their moms house/basement so b4 u bcome a woman with 9cats or a men livin with his mom lie
AreYouSure_fml 0
Go outside and pick up chicks instead of slouching in your home, going on dating sites...
voice_of_reason 0
#15 - LOL! #55 - not true, eHarmony is FULL of people who want to **** like crazy... it's just not the first thing most of them mention in their *profile*
pdoom 0
Hey #53! Keep on bitching, I bet you're reaaaal popular!
MonkeySpeaks 4
Its a dating site. You really gonna take it that seriously? A friend and I did the "quiz" for fun just to see. Either of us had matches. She's happily married and Im in a fantastic long term relationship and we're moving in together as soon as my current lease is terminated. Those things don't mean shit.
Aldrasio 0
This is from American Pie.
LightDisciple 0
That's nothing new. All the site do that.