Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, I asked my mom about signing up for an online dating site. She took one look at me and said, "Why get rejected online when you can just go outside for the same?" FML
Today, a woman turned up uninvited at my house, ready for our first date. After some embarrassed investigating, it turns out my mother signed me up to Tinder and arranged a date, all without telling me, because she refuses to believe I prefer solitude over dating. FML
Today, I joined a dating website for the first time in 12 years and spent an hour carefully crafting my profile. Ten minutes after posting, my sibling texted me screenshots. I’d linked my profile to Facebook, where my bio appeared under my real name for half my extended family. Aunt Linda left a heart reaction. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend and his family. We were talking about relationships, and I commented on how online dating was the dumbest thing ever. His mom and step-dad went on to tell me how they had met through an online dating service. FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
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Top comments
OperationAxis 10
I guess your moms a milf...
Mynamewontfi 40
Might be me, but isn't it a bit odd to use a picture of both of you for a dating site?
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simplysarcastics 26
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oh i get it, they are going off looks. forget them op! shallow people are the worst and I your pride is not determined by a what a man thinks of your beauty
Usuario 25
I don't think she was pretending ...
simplysarcastics 26
Yeah i see that now, ;) But I would think on a dating site you would use just a photo of you so there is no confusion.
GreatGeak 8
i agree with #15, it was always so frustrating staring at like 15 different group photos and trying to find the common person. yes it is important to get to know the person, but it's also nice to know who you're talking to.
Baucis 10
I'm sorry, OP. Maybe they just like older woman?
MichellinMan 20
They're going after the cougars.
simplysarcastics 26
yeah i was thinking that they could just be attracted to older women
challan 19
Cougars or saber tooth tigers, depending on Op's moms age. Her mom is a major Milf obviously! Go momma!
gracehi 33
Or it could be that they are looking for a woman their own age, and when they found out they are actually talking to a much younger woman, they think they are too old for her.
gracehi 33
Oh wait! OP's name is Dylan. It all makes sense now!
parism143 28
Dylan can be unisex.
gracehi 33
I did not know that. Learn something new everyday!
OperationAxis 10
I guess your moms a milf...
Pstraka6 20
Well my advice would be instead of having multiple people in your photos just use one of yourself and add those later! Don't grt beat up over some like that!
ironmany_fml 23
I think she is already aware of the fact that her mother is more attractive than her, probably that's why she used that pic in the first place so that more people would add her on the dating site... why else would anyone put up a pic with their mother on a dating site... ??
Mynamewontfi 40
Might be me, but isn't it a bit odd to use a picture of both of you for a dating site?
juwood 7
Just upload a pic of yourself. No confusion, and it would guarantee they're talking to YOU.
smokecloud_ 37
Crop her out so you can talk to people who genuinely want to meet YOU! And just think, if she's that much of a milf, you'll be hot when you're old too! :D
perdix 31
Don't pose with a MILF! Um, can I see this pic? Email to [email protected] TYIA ;)
simplysarcastics 26
Thanks for the life lesson perdix!
challan 19
Don't do it Op! Perdix once saw my mom, and now wants me to call him Daddy.
perdix 31
#21, if you're uncomfortable with "Daddy," you can always call me "King Kong" ;) Your choice!
Ins0mau 20
21 - Perdix wanted ME to call him "daddy" last night as well. But he's never met my mother... :-/
smokecloud_ 37
Perdix, I thought what we had was special.. *chokes back tears*
perdix 31
#38, it is! You're supposed to call me Godzilla, remember?
Rag_dollxx 21
Remove that picture and post one of just yourself, there will be no confusion then and people will know who they are talking to.
colton_colton 50
Well screw them!
laden_swallow09 35
No. That's a terrible idea!
ReeceThePiece69 6
I think that's why he's on that site in the first place.