Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I was looking at the skeleton of a human male that we have in out biology classroom. I picked up the hand to examine the bones in the finger, and had the sudden realization that this is the only time that I have held hands with a boy. I'm a junior in college. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. As I went to shake her dad’s hand, my nervous, sweaty palm slipped right off and I ended up tapping him on the wrist. He gave me the most judgmental look while I awkwardly apologized and wiped my hand on my pants. FML
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. When I went to shake her dad's hand, I broke his watch. FML
Today, I met my daughter's first serious boyfriend, only she forgot to mention he has hypermobility. All I did was shaking his hand normally, but it still dislocated three of his knuckles. My daughter made me call his mother to explain what I did. FML
Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer who, just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML
Today, I went on a date with my really attractive neighbor, and at the end, when I leaned in to make out with her, she shook my hand. FML
Today, I was holding my baby daughter during a checkup. To reassure her, I was kissing the back of her head while the Dr. was checking her hearing. After a few minutes, I realized the Dr. had put his hand to steady her head. I was kissing his hand. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
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badtiming246 0
how could you not tell while holding her hand?!
PenNameHere 0
why do people say he deserves it?
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Comments (24)
skylarbee 8
why is even an fml?
kristi_nisbett 0
how can u be that retarded to not feel shes missing fingers? dumbbb
Madstar744 0
You deserve it for being so selfish... This girl obviously has to live like this for the rest of her life, but poor YOU!
zimandme123 0
lol, umm sorta awesome??? and wouldn't you be able to feel that??
dontpush 0
lol it can totally b true you retard, i know a really cute girl that has 3 fingers on each hand
StarWolf111 21
Ydi for not being able to feel that. But fyl because you probably couldn't see that she only had 2 fingers, since most people make eye contact, not stare at each others hands.
m1k3_b0rr311 15
Your a freak who tells somebody they have delicate hands.. cringe
Thoricsteam20 24
A-hole