Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, a student turned in homework she copied off an online answer key. The wrong key. My students are too stupid to cheat right. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, after finishing a huge French essay, I realized my printer wasn't working. So, I emailed it to a guy in my class to print and then give to me. When I get to French, he said he had already turned his in early and never got my email. It turned out he used mine. I got an F on the essay. FML
Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML
There's always someone with a big nose who knows
Today, I failed an assignment because the person I paid to do it plagiarized the entire thing. FML
Today, I accidentally left my textbook at home. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but today was my class final. Since it was an open-book final, I'd decided not to study for it. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML
Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML
Classic rookie mistake
Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML
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feven 32
Why would you print it out? If you're going to cheat, get rid of the evidence & copy straight from your computer
brandoneyez1 25
You got a little too excited and got careless. No such thing as a perfect crime.
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purpleturtle16 20
That's cheating. YDI
ELoni_fml 25
Oh come on, everyone cheated at least once in school and everyone saying they didn't is lying.
dontlookman 20
But how many people were dumb enough print out the answers?
KitchKraft 21
At least 50% of Harvard students admitted to cheating in high school.
ChenEighty 20
22: 78.4% of statistics are made up.
IWishIWasObama 12
I'm willing to bet there are a few people who are better than us , #19, that worked their butt off and didn't cheat.
DoomedGemini 38
Doesn't mean they don't deserve it. I admit I cheated but only times I forgot there was homework and quickly copied off a friend. If I had time I quickly did it myself.
Brandi_Faith 34
Sorry 19, but I can seriously say I never cheated. At least not that I remember. I couldn't because I just felt too horrible. Plus, i worked hard in school to do my work and get good grades, I always had my homework and assignments done. Cheating has always seemed really stupid to me. But either way, whether everyone has cheated once or not, it doesn't mean they don't deserve it and don't deserve getting caught. Don't do the crime if you can't pay the time.
granCanyon 12
A lot of the stuff they teach doesn't have any use in the real world. Is it so wrong to cheat when you don't want to waste time on something you won't need for your career? In my first year of computer science, I had a course called History of Science. It certainly was very interesting, but who the hell needs to remember the exact dates and details of every event? It's ridiculous. We already had a shitload of work for other much more important courses and projects. I think everyone cheated on the exam. Even the professor didn't care.
sashakotlik 14
#53; that's exactly my thought, plus right now I have this really awful teacher for history who basically doesn't teach us anything so the majority of the class cheats on her tests
Ichiya 29
I have never cheated. To those who say " We don't need it" or "the teacher was horrible" those are just excuses. If they require it for your field then chances are you need it besides all knowledge is important. If the teacher is bad get a tutor, read the book and learn it yourself, or transfer to a different professor that teaches the class.
NoMapToBuy 14
This is high school though it sounds like, where only 3 of the 7 plus subjects you actually need to get into uni so the other majority are just interesting or easy time fillers which have little relevance. I agree though, whether other people cheat is irrelevant, he deserved it for being dense
granCanyon 12
All knowledge is important? I'm sorry but that's BS. Plenty of things we learn have absolutely no use in the real world. Please explain to me how knowing ancient philosophy will help me improve my work as a programmer? People who try to learn everything often suck at everything. Unless you're some kind of genius with an IQ over 9000 and the ability to memorize a book after reading it once, you'll be forced to make choices. Sometimes cheating is not bad, it's just a way of getting around the flaws of our current education system.
DogeLife 15
Yeah, no shit. Any two-bit would know that's cheating.
kaimabeanhof 12
I'm really sorry but I'm new, what does YDI mean? sorry if I am annoying to ask.
DoomedGemini 38
YDI means you deserve it
brandoneyez1 25
You got a little too excited and got careless. No such thing as a perfect crime.
flufee2 27
John wick
Headcrab 29
Jack the Ripper? Zodiac? ...
SystemofaBlink41 27
Well, you never hear about the perfect crime, so you'd never know if there even WAS a crime.
MrsLighthouse 8
My high school physics class pulled off the perfect cheat crime. Weekly. AND on the final exam. The perfect crime does exist.
Vitotaylor36 13
Jimmy Hoffa
SteamyPenguin 46
Your sins will find you out.
xxlittlemsanime 24
Next time do your own work, don't cheat.
Redoxx_fml 22
Or cheat well
hippodankamus 22
I know that sometimes school gets hard and you gotta do what you gotta do to get your grades up, but pay more attention next time, yeah?
annarcheer 19
Why would you bring the answer sheet to school?
nicfo 22
why would he even print it out?
BoundBySpace 19
My guess is to share it with other students.
annarcheer 19
Makes sense thanks!!
bsmallz3 12
Don't listen to what people say it's not cheating, it's using your resources.
Retaheki 27
And then, when you don't know shit because your entire life is CTRL+V, tell me that again.
Tthug 34
In the real world that's what it would be called. But in the real world when you get caught "using your resources", the penalties are much more harsh than failing the assignment.
MrsLighthouse 8
That's how I justify cheating at Monopoly. "I'm not cheating, I'm being resourceful".
ohSNAPyall 27
How do you cheat at Monopoly?
blackonblight 33
Rob the bank.
feven 32
Why would you print it out? If you're going to cheat, get rid of the evidence & copy straight from your computer
ma12r 22
This is what karma does when you cheat OP...YDI.
nataliewby 25
Rookie mistake. It happens to the best of us, OP
Tthug 34
No. It really only happens to stupid people that think they're smart. Everybody makes mistakes (printing it out), but it takes a special person to bring it to school.
Ichiya 29
Only people who aren't worth shit cheat in my opinion.
_kyleG_ 34
With this shitty education system, it's fine to take a few short cuts, that's smart. However, if you go and make evidence, and then turn it in yourself, that makes you exceptional. Exceptionally dumb. YDI
Brandi_Faith 34
How does a crappy educational system make cheating ok? If anything you're saying that the standards of learning are lower and therefore easier, so op shouldn't even need to cheat. Your theory doesn't make sense to me.