Today, I'm in Spain, and told the kids with whom I will be working that I was excited to be working with them. Only the form of excitement I used apparently refers to sexual excitement. Basically, I told the kids I was sexually aroused to be working with them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that "Je suis excité" does not mean "I'm excited" in French. It means "I'm sexually excited"... more or less. I've been doing a lot of exciting things and using it a lot the past two weeks. With my French friends, people I meet, and especially with my host family. FML
Today, I was really excited to fuck my boyfriend when I got home from work. When I got home, I found him excited and… fucking someone from work. FML
Today, after I went to Mexico for its museums, when I try to share my experience with other guys, they all think I went there for sex. FML
Today, while reading an erotic story, I was more excited that the author used a conjunctive adverb than the sexual content in the story. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived that I got a raging hard-on from seeing and hearing my coworker yawn. FML
Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML
Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML
Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
Today, after about a month with no sex, my girlfriend told me to come up to her room and began kissing me passionately. She got me down to my underwear before informing me that she had Spanish homework left. To make things better, upon finishing up, she went straight to sleep. FML
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borba72 0
Yes, english speakers use "excited" to say they are happy with something. In latin languages such as spanish and portuguese to be excited is to be sexually aroused with something.
yay_fml 0
I did the same thing in my German class! I said I was "excited" to travel that summer in a paper, and my professor had me correct it in front of the entire class. Apparently most other languages use the verb "to excite" in that way. Heh.
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ToastedOats 0
You should know the difference. I know the difference in my second language. FYL.
bobnorris 0
this is disturbing... Ha Ha!!!
sassypants93 17
Haha you should know the difference between estoy exitado and estoy emocionado if you are in Spain.
This2Rudy 7
how do I fav this, where is the so called star
xXCANUCKSXx 0
Toolbox on wheels with a built in airconditioner
teentee401 37
Top right corner
borba72 0
Yes, english speakers use "excited" to say they are happy with something. In latin languages such as spanish and portuguese to be excited is to be sexually aroused with something.
carbivore 10
NEVER use "excitar." Haha
music_is_life22 12
It's also sexual in French. Our French teacher didn't tell that to us until 8th grade of course, 8 years after we'd started speaking French. I have some regrets XD
ezequiel_fml 0
So funny.
yay_fml 0
I did the same thing in my German class! I said I was "excited" to travel that summer in a paper, and my professor had me correct it in front of the entire class. Apparently most other languages use the verb "to excite" in that way. Heh.
Spinach 0
Seriously, you learn that in like first year Spanish. Learn the damn language. And before you tell everyone you are pregnant, make sure to look up the word for 'embarrassed.'
Torunn 13
Idiot. Please check the gender of OP.
omgiculol 4
Hahah oh yeah "embarasado" means pregnant right? I've made that mistake lol
thegoldenboy3 0
ahahaha honest mistake. i had a brain fart. oh well...
feelslikeanoose 0
You're lucky you didn't get arrested for that one!
thegoldenboy3 0
nope. sorry. it's not peggy hill. it's Mike Hunt.
thegoldenboy3 0
i mean i learned it before, it was a brain fart. don't act like you've never had it !!!
Albie_Lynn 5
Hello
d_dh2310 0
ahahaha yeah, i learned french in highschool.. but couldn't use it for my life. so i totally get the brain fart.. even if you know the language very well!!