Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
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Pony_barometer 0
Well I maybe know the reason why you don't have a hot date.
Cupcaken 0
wtf?! you dont shave at least your armpits reguarly?!
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Comments (211)
allen20 0
Hehe lol i agree with Anonymous. :P
teiso_fml 0
So?
TheLoneWolf87 4
I salute you, gynocologists. For having to stare at hairy vags.
programme 0
Nasty..
boog_fml 7
I hope you shaved your vag. The gyno doesn't want to see your angry beaver.
nonynony 0
I guarantee the gyno does not give a shit about hair. Bathing? Yes. Hair, no. Still, it's pretty weird to go 6 weeks without shaving your pits. Not dirty, as some have said (obviously guys do it), but weird.
yep_me_again 0
Gynos actually DO NOT encourage shaving the pubic area. Trimming yes, shaving no.
angeluv_2014 22
if you knew anything about vaginal health, you wouldn't be making such ignorant comments
Jason_Q 4
I am not even going to bother commenting this. Girls need to do that shit like... almost daily basically... wtf
xladylarienx 18
Yeah, because the sensitive skin of your armpits/private area doesn't get irritated AT ALL if you shave there daily...
withered 30
Daily? Let me guess, you're bit stupid?
angeluv_2014 22
the smartest thing you said was that you shouldn't have brothered commenting... I think we all could have done without that ignorant ass comment -_-
sals029 0
I'm a girl & I can see not shaving your legs in 6 weeks because it is a pain if it's just you and don't have to worry about impressing anyone else but your armpits? that's disgusting. I've gone maybe three days on camping trips and stuff & the hair's long enough to be noticeable so i can't imagine going six weeks. You should want to do that for yourself. It takes literally two seconds. So, while I can see what you were thinking with not shaving your legs--avoiding your armpits for that long is just gross.
magicoilyoctopi 0
Agreed, I was going to say the same thing.
shadexilmaendu 4
If it were gross, more men would shave their pits? How many do? Not very many, nimrod.
angeluv_2014 22
See and here I thought the definition of gross meant 'unhygienic'... You know armpit hair doesn't go in Rapunzel mode. Once it gets about a certain length, it doesn't get much longer.
Feverrotes 15
Seriously, wtf? No wonder you don't get dates. That's ******* disgusting.
bethosu77 0
your ****** nasty!!
bethosu77 0
and to Jason Q....most girls don't shave their vag everyday. it hurts like he'll if you do! you get razor burn and can sometimes bleed! I normally do it every other day or every three days along with the majority of the female population!
yep_me_again 0
not to mention ingrown hair...paaain!!!
angeluv_2014 22
every three days?? geez.. I waited at least two weeks until my boyfriend told me he liked it way better when I didn't shave at all.