Today, I sent my boyfriend a well thought out, steamy, and sexy sext message. His reply? "Three bidders for my drums on eBay! Makiiin' Monaaaay!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, I sent my fuckbuddy a sexy message about what I wanted to do in bed with him next time we meet. He responded with, "oki doki". FML
Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML
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hellohottie69 0
maybe he didn't see your message
LolaD18 1
Maybe drum, eBay and monaaaayyyy are all synonyms for something else? :D
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Comments (121)
egamage 0
maybe your message wasn't as well thought out as you thought
KagamineLen_fml 0
lol I voted no on this one XD
NYC_Yoshi 3
what is your pic from?
imcutefml 0
looks like naruto...
qasimahsan93 4
In his defense, he was makiiin' monaaaay.
txgirl2013 14
he more interested in making money than your money maker...
Qluz 3
okay wow that is the most adorable little thing ive ever seen!
jakehelt13 0
I agree... it looks like a dog at first... but then again, look at those whiskers!
starile 20
Is it a coyote?
markymark1429 8
I thought it might have been a baby fox
txgirl2013 14
it's a fennec fox
mrbattleman 10
I for one would love to have that as a reply to a sexy text
marmots 0
He's probably just pre-occupied. Don't worry, you can be sexy and steamy with him in real life :)
TheMonica 0
Apparently, monaaaay > sex in your boyfriends mind. Whether this is a good or bad thing has yet to be seen...
mightymart 5
stop playing with his stick for a while and he'll forget about his drum pretty damn quick
mrahhhhh 21
Money Money Money.... MONEY!
Michigan_Girl 0
Men and their toys LOL
lucas755 1
Monaaayy is a toy?
xtacticalswarmx 0
Yes, you can stack it, fold it into origami, and make paper airplanes!
instnt1nfction 17
WEEEEEEEEEEEE I like money
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Drum is the toy.