Today, I sent my boyfriend a well thought out, steamy, and sexy sext message. His reply? "Three bidders for my drums on eBay! Makiiin' Monaaaay!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, I sent my fuckbuddy a sexy message about what I wanted to do in bed with him next time we meet. He responded with, "oki doki". FML
Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML
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hellohottie69 0
maybe he didn't see your message
LolaD18 1
Maybe drum, eBay and monaaaayyyy are all synonyms for something else? :D
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Comments (121)
barbiiee_fml 0
#OnToTheNextOne
Chunchunchun 3
Drums and money, this guy has his priorities right.
NianRakluz 0
You've got THAT right.
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
were they air drums.?!
instnt1nfction 17
dude, I will slap you till shit comes out your nipples if you even try to make fun of drums or use it in a joke that is not funny
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
it was a reference to a previous FML
alaskasfml 0
when i modded this my thought was "maybe having money is his sexy talk? maybe he didn't get the text. either way, fail."
aardvarkish 17
Don' worry. I'm sure this doesn't change the fact that the only thing boys think about is sex.
insidejokeswithm 0
I hope you know sexting's illegal
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Uh, no. Possessing and/or distributing sexually revealing *photos* of any *underage* person is illegal, since it can be considered child ****. If you're a minor, that includes sending nude pictures of yourself to an underage boyfriend-- the only age that matters is the one of the person in the photo. This FML only mentions text, not photos. And even if OP did send pics, as long as she and her boyfriend are of legal age, they'd be fine.
ajsciri4 0
nice. ahahaha so he's either gay or money turns him on
Cupcaken 0
I love how experienced FML users feel they have to make sure people know it's "well thought out," just so people can't say "hey, maybe you just didn't think through your text."
giantsfan2010 23
FBGM
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for thinking a "sext" could be "well thought out"