Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
Today, my girlfriend of ten months sent me a picture message of her making out with a guy. Under it, it read, "You can pick your stuff up in the morning." FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
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ysomad 0
wow you're a loser
bugwub 0
win for her!
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Comments (261)
clutchking50 0
OH SHIT!!!!
Dez31396 0
u just got owned
GotALife 11
#90 no no no he got his hard as tamed
Dez31396 0
I don't see what the big deal is.. what? are u afraid of commitment? commitment means free s e x u a l favors ALL THE TIME
BleakAsFcuk 0
Free? Are you serious? Marriage and free don't together so well.
archzinno 0
you are obviously not married. rofl
bachooka 5
no. actually marriage means that both partners become overly comfortable with each other and since they see each other all the time... the sex gets super lame and very rare...
ck0251086 0
the sex sucks basically
GotALife 11
Advice:Always know to put a ring on it before you "think" your going in, cause boy think twice
GotALife 11
What the hell wrong with you boy sending a pic say it's waiting, THE **** CALM YOUR 3 MILLIMETER DICK DOWN, you want sex and she wants to get married before that happen and you call that a FML **** yourself down!!!!!!!
DocBastard 40
Pleas don't do 4 lines of cocaine just prior to commenting.
treebush 0
haha. and one exlamation mark will work just fine.
MEM0817 18
Hahaha. Love DocBastard!
showchoirmaniac 1
that pretty much makes my day sorry op :D
klong91 7
Haha that's a win for her
skyeyez9 25
If you don't want to be committed to her and only want sex from your gf, she will leave you for someone who will appreciate her.
orangesodaftw 0
I'd probably do the same thing as your girlfriend, OP. And it has nothing to do with being a prude, it's called self-respect.
pishikat 0
hahaha she is ******* good