Today, I send a text message to my ex-boyfriend, who dumped me four months ago, telling him to come back. His answer: "feeling-wise I won't come back to you, but sexually, why not". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received an "I miss you" text from my ex of 4 months, who I still love dearly and would give anything to get back together with. Yesterday, I slept with his best friend, convinced I'd never hear from my ex again. FML
Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML
Today, my ex texted me after more than a year of no communication. He wanted to know if I was interested in having a threesome with him and his current fiancée. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML
Today, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying, "Come over and do me." He never responded. FML
Today, my shitburglar of an ex asked me to take him back. He said dumping me was a huge mistake. He dumped me because I was bed-ridden for several weeks and was in no condition to have sex. If his social media is anything to go by, he only wants me back because he couldn't get laid elsewhere. FML
Today, like a drunk idiot, I texted my ex to ask if he maybe still had feelings for me. He texted back that yes, he did still have feelings for me, but then he has a wank and the feelings all disappear down the toilet wrapped in a tissue. Not gonna lie, I cried myself to sleep clutching a bottle of Schnapps. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML
Today, I got a text message saying, "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML
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naku_fml 0
thats disgusting. have some dignity woman, find a real man.
deadangel_fml 0
"Telling" him? It seems a little strange to tell someone who dumped you to come back, rather than ask them. Nevertheless I guess that was a slap in the face if you are still in love with him.
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Comments (30)
HalleCaroline 0
Welcome to my life. I didn't exactly ask them to take me back. But my ex acts like that. Just wants me for sex. Sucks huh?
ziqi92 0
i would txt back the other way around, but seriously ppl should quit hiding behind technology and talk to the person him/herself. i think all these advances in communication technology allowed for even more depressing results, cuz we cant see the person face to face...
HinkeyPunk 0
******* prick.
popoman 0
Just take the sex. At least make him happy, if you're not. SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX.
sam_fml_2010 0
take the sex!
kekelala3 0
He left you! He doesn't want you. What makes you think he wants you now?
chubby_choco 17
My gosh, I hope you didn't have sex with that pig. If someone tried that with me, I'd invite them over just so I could kick them in the balls.
BadmanJenkins 9
And you want that back why?
Thekbking 11
these are one of the moments where its why the hell not say this cause i got nothing to lose. hopefully not cause the guys just a disgusting pig
tdawg91 17
He left you..... He broke up with you.... He dumped you..... He doesn't want you so deal with it, if you split up 4 months ago then it probably came across as a booty call