Today, at work, I was talking to a colleague about what the worst pain he ever experienced was. He said his was being bitten by a dog, and I said I didn't know. Next thing, I was kicked in the balls from a behind by another work colleague. She said, "What about that?" I agreed, it was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a work colleague was trying to kill a fly that was buzzing around the place. I was about to go on my break, but was stopped because she missed the fly and accidentally whacked me in the balls in the process. By the time I didn’t feel sick anymore, my break was over. FML
Today, it was my first day working at a dog boarding kennel. I got bit... by my coworker. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
Today, at work I was talking to a co-worker about what a slacker my manager was, and how all she did was stand around and talk. She was standing behind me the whole time. I now have sore nuts due to a direct hit from a broom handle. FML
Today, I learned a few things. One: friends are assholes. Two: under no circumstance do you close your eyes when they ask you to. Three: getting kicked in the balls hurts a lot. FML
Today, I was stuck with a coworker all morning while she had the "front farts." I moved to a different area after lunch, only to have another coworker start talking loudly about her boyfriend's skin tags, and how he likes to have her bite them off. I'm so disgusted but afraid to report it. FML
Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML
Today, I got bitten at work. Not by a patient's mouth, but by the false teeth they were holding in their hand as they clamped down on my arm. FML
Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML
Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my coworker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients, with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML
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Taurus_ChicKa 37
That's definitely battery... and certainly not okay in the workplace. I'd report it.
tounces7 28
Rather skeptical that's all there is too this, unless she wanted to go to jail.
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Comments (12)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
That's definitely battery... and certainly not okay in the workplace. I'd report it.
pawesome21 21
So you’re the colleague that ruins everything for everyone?
julfunky 29
So... guys WANT to be kicked in the balls?
Amanda Howard 9
report her ass
tounces7 28
Rather skeptical that's all there is too this, unless she wanted to go to jail.
Jaymail 19
The last girl that kicked me in the balls was very proud of her waist length hair. She was always combing it. Playing with it. And showing it off. It took her several years to grow it like she wanted it. After she kicked me in the balls the next day I came up behind her with a pair of scissors and instantly gave her shoulder length hair. Hey! Fairs fair. Right? Women are just always so ready to go for the balls! Darn them!
DoctorPALO 14
If this is true, file assault charges with the police and HR and get her fired AND arrested.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
yaah you can get her fired for that
samomaha 17
That is called assault, and if you had done something similar to this to her, I can only begin to imagine the hell that wouldbreak loose.
Wadlaen 24
Wow, that's harsh! The worst physical pain I've experienced was at an urology appointment, in the same area, and the same level of pain. I feel you, bro!
AmbrosiaFan 19
You reported her, right?
bobsanction 18
Kick her in the vag, it's only fair.