Today, I saw what my mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup, we're that house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML
Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters. I sat outside with a bowl of candy the whole night. Only one person came. FML
Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML
Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML
Today, after a stressful shift at work, I bought three bags of candy to hand out to trick-or-treaters tonight. I didn’t realize until I got home that one bag had a hole in it, and there were three empty M&M wrappers inside. My grocery store sucks. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to get a bunch of candy for our first Halloween at our new house, so she got $60 worth. We got into an argument about who was going to give it out. It’s now 9 p.m. No one came to our door all night. FML
Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume as me. Every house I go to refuses to give me candy because my neighbor has already been there. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML
Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML
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UnidentifiedFun 37
I've heard of apples and granola bars, but toothbrushes are the next level!
gurbism 16
No one egged your house?
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TheNotoriousHGC 15
I wouldn't have minded. But really it's important to not have expectations that someone must give you a certain gift. Some don't even participate in giving "treats" for Halloween. Plus it's not like it was a lazy gift; the candy is everywhere in stores and is cheaper. I don't know, maybe it's just me but I think it's important to just be thankful.
sweetlysarcastic 3
Have fun cleaning up all the egg goo and tp from your house the next morning?
aliciavanham 13
Hahaha, a functional gift! Beats that candy shit, ahum haha
iitzHarris 12
Lol
skyeyez9 25
Halloween is my dad's favorite holiday and he goes all out with decorations, and handing out full sized candy bars.
DariaPines 8
My sister got Play-doh,Toothbrushes,Stickers and an Apple.I don't know where people get these ideas from.
Sphericity 8
When I was younger, we all loved the house that gave out Play-Doh. The guy had so many colors....
blackonblight 33
That was probably much more expensive than buying candy, gotta admire the devotion.
tiffanyslapp 18
The temporary tattoos that we handed out are slightly better than that
byEyecandy 10
Sweet, I did the same thing. OP ftw
Parvati48 15
Wow op lol. F their lives. :/