Today, I saw this tourist almost get hit by a cab. After he walked away I complained to my boyfriend about how idiotic people like him just deserve to die. After 5 blocks of my ranting the tourist turns around and says "I'm right in front of you bitch." I hid behind my laughing boyfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a stranger pulled me out of the path of a speeding taxicab. He then took one look at my face, said, "I should've left you there", and walked away. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride on bicycles. After a while, I couldn't see him ahead of me any more. I went back and forth for half an hour but could't find him, and started to think something happened. I went home to call him but saw his bike. Turns out my boyfriend is just an asshole. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML
Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML
Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML
Today, some blowhard on a motorcycle yelled at me for jaywalking, causing him to almost hit a dumpster. He picked up and threw an empty beer can at me when I started giggling at the sticker on the front of his helmet that said, "If you can read this, I have lost my caravan." FML
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plaidrabbit 0
Holy crap, you ranted for five blocks? About how he deserved to *die*?! Anger issues much?
ManiMartinixo 0
YDI for talking shit
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__thatsjustfunny 0
Uh, seriously? There are so many things wrong with this: 1. How on earth does he deserve to die just 'cause he might have been a little inattentive? 2. Not only do you apparently think he deserves to die for such a thing, but you believe in it so strongly that you ranted about it for five freakin' blocks?!?! That's the true FML. 3. You consider yourself greatly attentive apparently since you think that he deserves to die for a simple mistake. But not attentive enough to notice the same person - whom you took great interest in not only while he was in the process of almost being hit by a taxi, but also in your main conversation for five blocks - walking right in front of you. 4. And then you hide behind your boyfriend? Are you five? If you have the audacity to rant about such an idiotic thing for five blocks without paying attention to your surroundings, then you should also be able to face him. I would've laughed too.
epic_failer_94 0
wow, i got hit by a taxi before, and i'm only fourteen, and it wasn't my fault so i deserve to die? YDI bitch.
lolololcheese 0
omg, I thought it was gonna say ...and then I we saw the guy get killed by another car.
pappy1193 0
Ironically, people like you are the ones that deserve to die.
Grashnak 0
So you were loudly bitching about someone who was walking right in front of you? So what you're saying is you're both rude AND stupid. Gotcha.
elliekinslurvsya 0
ha. i don't see why all of you people who have had this happen to you don't have a sense of humor...had this happened to me, i would have laughed my ass off with him xD YDI, btw
nazooer 11
Idk wuts worse.. the fact tht u were talking shit over a mistake or the fact tht you hid. YDI
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I do that too. Tourists tend to walk REALLY slow across the crosswalks. I tend to make snide little comments too, so it's not like I'm going to say YDI, but I'm not going to say FYL either. Everyone does it once in a while.
NeoSoulGurl 0
Listen, I'm a hater too. Living in NYC...I get annoyed w. tourist too...so yes I would hated on that dude and called him an idiot (I know it's wrong, but I'm being honest here). But 5 blocks, that's obsessive. Plus, does this dude really need to die over this? Also, how did you not notice he was in front of you? Herb. Are you really surprised he called you a bitch after you called him an idiot and said he should die? YDI
Weil 0
Irony!