Today, I saw this tourist almost get hit by a cab. After he walked away I complained to my boyfriend about how idiotic people like him just deserve to die. After 5 blocks of my ranting the tourist turns around and says "I'm right in front of you bitch." I hid behind my laughing boyfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a stranger pulled me out of the path of a speeding taxicab. He then took one look at my face, said, "I should've left you there", and walked away. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride on bicycles. After a while, I couldn't see him ahead of me any more. I went back and forth for half an hour but could't find him, and started to think something happened. I went home to call him but saw his bike. Turns out my boyfriend is just an asshole. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML
Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML
Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML
Today, some blowhard on a motorcycle yelled at me for jaywalking, causing him to almost hit a dumpster. He picked up and threw an empty beer can at me when I started giggling at the sticker on the front of his helmet that said, "If you can read this, I have lost my caravan." FML
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plaidrabbit 0
Holy crap, you ranted for five blocks? About how he deserved to *die*?! Anger issues much?
ManiMartinixo 0
YDI for talking shit
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Solidus_fml 0
I'd have laughed, too. You're just being an idiot.
Toni818 0
you bitched about the same thing for 5 blocks? How the hell does your boyfriend tolerate you?
ILoveJace01 0
Yes, and if he really got hurt, I bet you'd still complain about he deserved to die. I am so glad he heard you. What if that had been your bf? Would he still have deserved to die? Or your best friend? Or your dad? YDI for being a jerk.
_mcs_ 0
That's pretty cruel. I'm quite glad he heard you. Ranting about him for five blocks? Pathetic.
audiogasmic 0
wow you're a real bitch, YDI for talking shit about people like that. maybe it was the cab driver's fault? every consider the tourist might have had the right of way? stupid bitch.
TheWorldChampion 5
...you talked for 5 blocks? holy shit. shut the **** up.
The_Suit_Guy 0
Idiotic people like YOU deserve to die. I don't really believe you should die, I was just turning a phrase. You are an idiot though
trapiadora 0
Wow try getting a life that way you don't have to rant on something that petty for 5 blocks. You deserve getting told off. Good for him. Thiers people that almost get hit buy cars all the time. Him being a tourist is a stupid reason to talk shit. Your boyfriend did the same thing i would have which is laugh. You should have faced him. Hopefully you will learn from this.
EG_dod 0
tourists suck especially in traffic.
x0xcarolinex0x 4
you deserved being called a bitch..don't complain and why the hell would someone deserve to die because they made a mistake by walking in front of a car? if we go by your claim, then we could say that thousands if not millions of people deserve to die..because he/she's sure as hell not the first to walk in front of a car