Anonymous
Pleasantville, United States
Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
IloveJapan
Japan
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
baby.momma2
Dominion
Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML
mrniceguy
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
How very dare you!
Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML
she CHEATED! she LIED! she's FULL OF SHIT!
United States
Please stay!
Today, my girlfriend cried and begged me not to leave her, saying her "hickey" was a burn from a curling iron. That might be believable if it was one on her neck and not in four places on her tits and thighs. FML
nonymous human subject
Palo Alto, United States
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
shitfaced
Sassenheim, Netherlands
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
tkrause
Nelson, Canada
Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
hickey
United States
Today, I made out with my friend for the first time. He gave me a hickey that can't be hidden. I'm the president of my church youth group and I have to help give a seminar on keeping your body like a holy temple... Tomorrow. FML
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camsterjoe 12
Didn't know they lasted so long....
Han1156 23
Whoosh. Right over your head
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amifaiyaz 12
This fml is missing an 'ex '.
tyler_mcdolan 10
What was her excuse? Did she get hit by a ball? Whatever it was it must have been pretty funny. FYL OP
bellidona 15
How the hell did my 2 year old kicking me in the vag and then taking my brownie not get accepted but this none funny crap did ! -.-
Vegeto30294 19
Complaining doesn't make anything better. Accept it and move on. Also considering you have "0 out of 0 posted"...
SleepWalken 5
I'm sure it's just ski-rash
dangousity 21
Not your girl no more George
lina_bean 5
Test?
TiffGreen 11
Eww! What a B! she could have tried to cover it up or at least told you she was with someone else prior to you being excited to seeing her after so long...
afallingstar 22
Hickeys are disgusting. They make you look trashy...and who outside of high school does that?
worldclassrager 41
Well that relationship is over...
CrystalFelix 13
That's tough to deal with. Hang in there... the right girl will come along! Be strong. Everything happens for a reason whether we like it or not.