Anonymous
Pleasantville, United States
Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
IloveJapan
Japan
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
baby.momma2
Dominion
Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML
mrniceguy
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
How very dare you!
Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML
she CHEATED! she LIED! she's FULL OF SHIT!
United States
Please stay!
Today, my girlfriend cried and begged me not to leave her, saying her "hickey" was a burn from a curling iron. That might be believable if it was one on her neck and not in four places on her tits and thighs. FML
nonymous human subject
Palo Alto, United States
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
shitfaced
Sassenheim, Netherlands
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
tkrause
Nelson, Canada
Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
hickey
United States
Today, I made out with my friend for the first time. He gave me a hickey that can't be hidden. I'm the president of my church youth group and I have to help give a seminar on keeping your body like a holy temple... Tomorrow. FML
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camsterjoe 12
Didn't know they lasted so long....
Han1156 23
Whoosh. Right over your head
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buckdharma 38
She was playing hickey ****. Who ever has the biggest hickey gets to be the hickey ****.
isamisis 9
Vacuum Cleaner Hose?
WildWonder808 14
Umm I hope she's your ex gf now
picturescrazy 24
Benefit of the doubt: a hair curling iron or straightener can leave burns that look like hickeys once they start to heal.
TogeBara 12
don't do this -.-
brinnablaine 22
Most hickeys are pretty obviously hickeys. However, I've actually seen a few fairly suspicious looking curling iron burns. Unfortunately for me, I happen to have a very suspicious looking birthmark on my neck and shoulder that shows up when I'm cold. I can't count the number of times I've had to roll up my sleeve to defend the mark. lol
arre2006 19
"first time in weeks"... Idle hands are the Devils work. Damn girls are ***** these days
BossPathfinderGM 14
When OP's away, Kitty will play.
EMTchic 14
Damn OP, I'm sorry for you. You deserve someone better. Like a girl with a little more class and a sense of commitment. Remember, the three keys to a good relationship are always Loyalty, Trust, and Honesty!
angiespook 18
Time for a new girlfriend...
danidanidani 10
Hkn
brinnablaine 22
Moving on is the best thing you can do. If she showed up with a hickey, it's likely she wanted you to see it. Not only did she cheat, she didn't have the decency to hide it. I hope your next girlfriend has more respect for you.