Anonymous
Pleasantville, United States
Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
IloveJapan
Japan
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
baby.momma2
Dominion
Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML
mrniceguy
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
How very dare you!
Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML
she CHEATED! she LIED! she's FULL OF SHIT!
United States
Please stay!
Today, my girlfriend cried and begged me not to leave her, saying her "hickey" was a burn from a curling iron. That might be believable if it was one on her neck and not in four places on her tits and thighs. FML
nonymous human subject
Palo Alto, United States
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
shitfaced
Sassenheim, Netherlands
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
tkrause
Nelson, Canada
Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
hickey
United States
Today, I made out with my friend for the first time. He gave me a hickey that can't be hidden. I'm the president of my church youth group and I have to help give a seminar on keeping your body like a holy temple... Tomorrow. FML
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camsterjoe 12
Didn't know they lasted so long....
Han1156 23
Whoosh. Right over your head
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ShakeDisPlace 10
You deserve better OP, just remember not to date over the internet though. that's how you get "catfished"
gloooooria 14
Were you catfished?
LindsayxMoore 18
Actually i met my fiance online while i was in my senior year in fl and he was living in tx. We have been together 3 years next month and our wedding is on october 19. So dating people online isnt always bad. Dont be so quick to assume.
AngrySailor 17
Given my line of work, I've used Internet dating sites just to meet new friends to hang out with. I have friends all over north America thanks to it. Most turned out to be coffee friends, one was a keeper. Don't be so quick to judge, you just can't be an idiot about it.
AmyPond17 33
@40 Congrats, good luck, and I wish you a long and happy marriage. :)
LindsayxMoore 18
Thanks so much! :)
FlyingLeumer 19
Well, look on the bright side! Maybe she gave it to herself in the shower! Or not. Yeah, I'm gonna go with the latter.
jessBeAqueen 13
yeah I always end up with these mysterious rashes on my neck too. see what had happened was .....an allergic reaction? ;)
mattorama 15
A hickey? Is your girlfriend twelve years old?
gloooooria 14
Is it common for a 12 year old to have a hickey? I was still playing in the dirt when I was 12.
tropical_chic 4
I don't think his girlfriend was 12!!!!
Kauphy 12
Since when are hickies something children give to each other?
skyttlz 32
I've had them at ages 18 and 19. They're not just for young teens.
ThorneCrossed 9
I literally cannot come up with a witty comment. I am so ashamed :/
noonenoeone 22
Then don't
Kauphy 12
Then don't post anything at all, simple as that.
ThorneCrossed 9
Oh thanks. I hadn't though of that. I'll go home and rethink my life.
whitney_hager_7 3
Ignore them -_- they are just people who get amusement from being ass wipes to others.
KiddoKS 19
You all are being ridiculous. It's not a hickey, a vacuum or a curling iron. She just got a tattoo in the shape of a hickey!
ScaryGamer 6
Maybe her car broke down and she burned it on the muffler while taking a look?
lina_bean 5
Stupidest thing ever said
Acrlyx 8
Ouch.. I feel yah
vballgirly28 16
Maybe the vacuum was just more then her friend......but I'd dump her butt.
SleepWalken 5
Wtf I had a watch up my ass for two years but your pics crazy
Timber147 9
Guess she's not your girlfriend anymore...