Today, I ran into my ex's family, and found out they are going to Europe. Funnily enough, so am I. Even funnier is the fact that we are going on the same date, at the same time, on the same flights, and the tour starts on the same day in the same place. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, I saw my ex for the first time since we broke up. We were on a train next to each other for 6 hours, to a festival where our tents were pitched next to each other. We're here for 5 days. FML
Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the mall. The one who I faked my death to back in Texas so I wouldn’t have to tell her I was leaving for someone else. She moved to Florida too. What a small world. FML
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
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Cthulu 0
I'm not sure if you are the stalker or the stalked.
heartlessagony 0
Birds of the same feather flock together. :P
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Comments (145)
SweetieLish 0
Um, I don't think that this is possible. I mean...it is....but it's very rare that this would happen without some sort of planning. If this really DID happen, FYL.
Zills 0
agreed I call fake if this was a cruise then I say yes
tj41567 0
rescedual if it's that big of a deal
joshhh11 0
I fall cake too
cotter567 0
talk about timing ehh!!!! XDDDD
musiclife_fml 0
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
killarz 0
fyl for not knowing funier isn't a word
Horney4her69 0
do you both go to the same travel agent?
MetroidSlayer01 8
@13, lmao!!! sunny fhit
Reyo 2
If you broke up with her, FYL. If she broke up with you, think of this as an opportunity to get on their good side. Then they can go back home and tell your ex how much of a mistake it was letting you go.
michael32123 0
hey OP... one thing. fake. another thing "funnily" is not a word...
itsgen 16
haha lol what?
tjp1284 0
dude that's easy booty .... oh ya funnily is not a word
marine10_fml 0
fake
remy_xi 0
@85 Funnily actually is a word, thanks much. As is "whilst," which idiots on this website also seem to have issue grasping. @The rest of you: The OP is implying that her ex is STALKING HER. ******* DUH. Thank you, that is all.
beansoup 0
yeah it is
Zakafein 0
Funnily is a word dumbass
tweetbaby14 18
maybe your ex set it up just to be a buttface
LauraTheKiwi 0
@13, whaaaaaat? OP, that's creepy. :| how was your trip?
Gorsbug823 0
fake and if it is real, YDI for saying funnily
dayschape420 0
Ya it is...
dfos1989 0
time to rekindle some old flames!
time4coffee 3
is this good or bad
Cthulu 0
I'm not sure if you are the stalker or the stalked.
jessxoxo28 5
^ lol, agreed
Samie_303 0
lol thats what i was thinking
magicalrubixdude 0
they stalked him if he dumped her. if she dumped him then he fallowed them. or it just happend
candygirl98 0
well, what I think is that the OP's ex's family had probally planed it to surprise OP, but they broke up and never cared to cancel becuase they probally already payed
Jimbo2000 0
How did this get on here? Clearly this is fake.
musicmaniac925 0
yeah this is very improbable unless there is a stalker involved
monster_tamer 11
I think that this clearly implies that there's a stalker involved. Haven't we seen enough FMLs with crazy Exes going out of their way to stalk to realize that this is what OP is probably implying?
heartlessagony 0
Birds of the same feather flock together. :P
Lyposuction1 0
:)
killabee 0
So which one of her family members did you get to slip you all the info?
Talihintti 0
YDI for going on one of those retarded guided European tours.
The_Toxic_Mite 0
#10 Shut it you racist ****
pedotroll 0
racist? you, sir, are a dumb-****.
beartalon 0
Racism applies to skin colour and other attributes associated with a specific group of people - Caucasian, Hispanic, Native American, Asian, Black. There are other terms for these, but these are most common. Europe is a continent with a collection of countries. It is not a race of people. The person you replied to is not racist, just rude.
BenCakes 0
He is not rude. He might just think the tours of Europe suck and traveling without a group is more fun. I know I would hate to do a guided tour.
pedotroll 0
funnily? I know it's a word. it just sounds weird.
darkmis1 18
That's just flat out creepy
omnistryder 0
agreed