Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went grocery shopping at the store near my house. Upon checking out, I look up to see that my cashier is none other than the woman I went on a date with a few months ago, and whose calls and texts I ignored after she began to obsess over me. FML
Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML
Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML
Today, I spotted a girl I have a crush on while grocery shopping. Before I could go over and say hi, I noticed her walk over and stroke a few kitchen knives through plastic wrapping. Then I spotted her in the dog food section sniffing rawhide bones with her eyes closed, looking very happy. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I went shopping on my only day off. The only aisle open was self-checkout. I'm a cashier. FML
Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML
Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML
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I_Punch_Babies 7
Time to move on to another cashier
Meettitan 14
Hate zoned?
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Comments (119)
Calyx_fml 22
You are pretty insecure OP. It's not all about you. There were probably a lot of customers and they really did need more cashiers. But no, you decided that it meant something about you because everything does, right? Get a grip. YDI
docscientist 10
Or she opened another line because it's her job?
Cheergirl39 1
If she treats people that poorly..move on.
TB1_fml 14
You may consider her your crush...but it sounds like she considers you her stalker!
NicollieOlliO 0
Well, what were you buying?
EpicFail1520 16
Did you have a lot of food?
greatdanen 6
theres plenty of cashiers in the sea, and after She's dumped you, she will be sleeping with the fishes soon too... No but seriously there are plenty of other girls out there... sleeping with the fish.
MuseFan1991 14
maybe her shift simply ended? iv been clocking out and had people try to order, so i've had to yell for someone to come and serve. im sure they didnt take it personally
ChelsiiBabee 5
Maybe it was the end of her shift? Maybe there was too many people in the line? Maybe she needed to go on a break? Did you ever consider this?
hama806 19
That's her lose OP. Sorry. Slide on over to the next cashier. And walk out with your head up! Too many people in this world to worry about her.