Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went grocery shopping at the store near my house. Upon checking out, I look up to see that my cashier is none other than the woman I went on a date with a few months ago, and whose calls and texts I ignored after she began to obsess over me. FML
Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML
Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML
Today, I spotted a girl I have a crush on while grocery shopping. Before I could go over and say hi, I noticed her walk over and stroke a few kitchen knives through plastic wrapping. Then I spotted her in the dog food section sniffing rawhide bones with her eyes closed, looking very happy. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I went shopping on my only day off. The only aisle open was self-checkout. I'm a cashier. FML
Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML
Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML
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I_Punch_Babies 7
Time to move on to another cashier
Meettitan 14
Hate zoned?
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oneleggedbeauty 0
R! E! J! E! c-t-e-d rejected rejected ya you just got rejected R! E! J! E! c-t-e-d rejected whoooo
HeartOfLead 24
OP gives a deadly stare as he approaches biting his lip while smirking painfully hard and walking in slow-motion, movie style... Cashier gets nervous...
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Was the store especially crowded? It's policy in most places to call for backup if lines get too big. I used to work retail and if we got more than three customers in a line, we had to call for another cashier, or else we'd get yelled at for either being too slow or making people wait. It's possible she was following protocol, OP.
missedtrain 3
maybe she was just having a rough day or something
piinkgiirl 8
OP don't take it personally. Make it was just bad timing and she just realized there were lots of people in line. She probably didn't realize it was you and just knew there were lots of people waiting to pay. Try talking to her to see how she actually feels about you :)
oneleggedbeauty 0
Or maybe thats a stretch too fat. Hes probably fukin creepy. Just sayin
RikDog 8
If you were the only one in line, I would have called her a bitch.
SmittyJA24 26
Hey, OP: Guys don't "crush"; that's a school-girl behavior. And creepy. Have you ever heard guys use the phrase "chase pussy"? Wrap your head around that.
kllichpe 0
Maybe she called for more so she would have extra time to talk to you? So there's not a line behind you making her rush.
dansco 25
Sounds like your "crush" doesn't like been stalked by you... Time to move on. No silly logic here!
randeep101 5
Maybe shes just embarrassed to be working There?