Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went grocery shopping at the store near my house. Upon checking out, I look up to see that my cashier is none other than the woman I went on a date with a few months ago, and whose calls and texts I ignored after she began to obsess over me. FML
Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML
Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML
Today, I spotted a girl I have a crush on while grocery shopping. Before I could go over and say hi, I noticed her walk over and stroke a few kitchen knives through plastic wrapping. Then I spotted her in the dog food section sniffing rawhide bones with her eyes closed, looking very happy. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I went shopping on my only day off. The only aisle open was self-checkout. I'm a cashier. FML
Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML
Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML
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I_Punch_Babies 7
Time to move on to another cashier
Meettitan 14
Hate zoned?
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Comments (119)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Maybe it's because you were one too many in her line. When I worked at Safeway, if a 4th person came into your line, you had to call for backup. If you didn't, you got chastised.
Marteeny23 19
Ouch chastised? I reserve that word for serious situations.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#30 To the managers, it was serious. To the cashiers, it was like a joke. They seriously would get really pissed and give you a stern warning. And cashiers can get fired for that kind of ridiculous stuff if "rules" like that are ignored enough.
misterjez 15
Man you are really growing up nerds. Nice to see... ;-)
S7YX 9
This isnt necesarily a bad thing OP, just man up, be yourself and talk to her.
tiamarie_22 0
Ur a cutie if that's really u in the pic
The_Thinker 18
"Oh God, it's Stalkzilla approaching. We need more cashiers to the counters, STAT!"
SadIife 6
You should give her some space. You're probably a bit over obsessive and you don't even know or your cashier is paranoid.
Senseless_487 29
Something tells me there's more to this story that couldn't be described in 300 characters.
emilymcmasters22 0
she's playin' hard to get.
sillysh 0
No lie I do that sometimes when I'm taking orders at dairy queen. >.>
OffToTheGayBar 9
Bitch.
tiamarie_22 0
Wat u callin her a bitch for she has her own freedom of speech nigga
EllyBear__ 11
It could be two things. Either you meant the limit she can have in a line was reached, in which case YDI for thinking everything has to be about you, or you come off as creepy, in which case YDI for being creepy.
starwind3438 9
I fail to see either of those as valid reasons. The first one I don't see how she could have met her limit of customers when the key work in the FML was "immediately" so it had to be too much of a coincidence for her to call for backup. Secondly how is he making all about him when most of these kind of FMLs the person(OP for example) that has a crush on a person(the girl at the register) doesn't know it? Lastly, I doubt she would have thought he was being creepy for the reason I said above.
starwind3438 9
I fail to see either of those as valid reasons. The first one I don't see how she could have met her limit of customers when the key work in the FML was "immediately" so it had to be too much of a coincidence for her to call for backup. Secondly how is he making all about him when most of these kind of FMLs the person(OP for example) that has a crush on a person(the girl at the register) doesn't know it? Lastly, I doubt she would have thought he was being creepy for the reason I said above.
starwind3438 9
Ugh, I hate it when my my replies and/or posts get double posted.
JulietRose 10
If there wasn't a couple people in the line she wouldn't have called for another cashier because they would just think she's an idiot.
docscientist 10
Wait, I've had cashiers call for new lines when I've shown up in the past. They must all be conspiring to avoid me.
TheSuperSpicer 6
Actually, where i work, when there is now than two people in your line you have to call for back up. So he might have been person three, which then would make sense for her to immediately call back up.
EllyBear__ 11
Where I used to work, the second the third person walked in, you had to call for backup. I've seen it happen heaps of places, so I doubt this was actually a specific way to avoid op
mvems 13
...hint hint
ChelseaRaeS 7
Maybe they just needed more cashiers..?