Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went grocery shopping at the store near my house. Upon checking out, I look up to see that my cashier is none other than the woman I went on a date with a few months ago, and whose calls and texts I ignored after she began to obsess over me. FML
Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML
Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML
Today, I spotted a girl I have a crush on while grocery shopping. Before I could go over and say hi, I noticed her walk over and stroke a few kitchen knives through plastic wrapping. Then I spotted her in the dog food section sniffing rawhide bones with her eyes closed, looking very happy. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I went shopping on my only day off. The only aisle open was self-checkout. I'm a cashier. FML
Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML
Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML
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I_Punch_Babies 7
Time to move on to another cashier
Meettitan 14
Hate zoned?
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Comments (119)
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
That doesn't necessarily mean she didn't want to talk to you. Maybe she wanted to talk for a while and didn't want to hold up the line. Hm?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
It said she had the only register open. What if that's OP's neighborhood grocery store? Maybe he was there for just another trip.
coolbrony12 3
R-r-rejected!sorry OP
zenrael 21
You stalk her at work too? No wonder she doesn't like you.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
It said she had the only register open. Maybe that's OP's neighborhood grocery store and OP happens to have a crush on the girl who works there.
aylard 0
It's sounds like you're kinda a stalker. Why else would she be afraid of you to the point where she calls in other cashiers??
sparklyclown 4
Maybe OP is a girl and the cashier doesn't like that kinda thing?
Rai12357 6
If she treated you like that you don't deserve her!! You're too good for her!
GeorgeBurkett123 2
They probably just needed more cashiers.. Se doesn't even know you like her. So it's not FYL at all.
gracehi 33
I don't think that necessarily means she doesn't like you. What if she just didn't want you to have to wait in a long line? Anyway, you should try asking her out if you like her. Then you'll REALLY know where you stand. The worst thing she can say is, "No."
perdix 31
Think positive! She was probably trying to round up a three-way for you!
zandalee 20
Classic. Gosh you have a dirty mind. Love it.
lifes_a_b1tch 7
When I was a cashier at Walmart we weren't allowed to ring up people we knew. Maybe she was protecting her job. Or maybe, like others have already said, OP was just one too many in line. Don't take everything so personally.