Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went grocery shopping at the store near my house. Upon checking out, I look up to see that my cashier is none other than the woman I went on a date with a few months ago, and whose calls and texts I ignored after she began to obsess over me. FML
Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML
Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML
Today, I spotted a girl I have a crush on while grocery shopping. Before I could go over and say hi, I noticed her walk over and stroke a few kitchen knives through plastic wrapping. Then I spotted her in the dog food section sniffing rawhide bones with her eyes closed, looking very happy. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I went shopping on my only day off. The only aisle open was self-checkout. I'm a cashier. FML
Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML
Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML
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I_Punch_Babies 7
Time to move on to another cashier
Meettitan 14
Hate zoned?
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Comments (119)
I_Punch_Babies 7
Time to move on to another cashier
Syneriam 7
You could move on to another cashier, like 1 says. But you could also think about it, maybe it was not intended to be mean. Sometimes people do things without noticing. but, in case she did do it intentionally, screw her there's more fish in the sea.
blade4080 7
Or another girl, in his case..
LilDarkAngel9014 2
Or maybe she saw there was a lot of people and line and call for more cashiers. Just saying. I worke retail and I wasn't allowed to have more than 3 customers without calling another cashier.
RaggleFrock 13
Maybe she likes you and is too shy or nervous to serve you? I hope so anyway
Pandacupcakelove 26
51- Yeah, I can relate to that :/ That may very well be the reason! Think positive, OP :)
Dylan94_fml 8
Am I the only one who thinks OP might have misunderstood the situation? In my local supermarket they have a policy that if there's more than 3 people in a queue for one till they will open another one, maybe she just saw that her queue was building up so opened another till?
Mitcha857 0
No you're all wrong. OP accidentally wrote "crush" instead of "the girl I'm stalking."
Drew167 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Friend Zoned.
Meettitan 14
Hate zoned?
egc573 40
That doesn't seem very friendly to me. If someone did that to you, would you think that they wanted to be friends?
NothernNightmare 18
2, Is there any reason why you point to your crotch in your profile pic?
WitchyWife667 5
Because "V" stands for ******, but in his case it's his mangina.
MuseFan1991 14
73- he wants to draw attention to how tiny it is :)
PRpandaz 6
You'll find someone better
Lucious306 7
That cold. You don't need her
onlychildFTW 34
I guess she doesn't feel the same as OP does. To bad OP but their are plenty of women on the planet.
igive 29
well hurts to know that the feeling isn't mutual. sigh.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and marks. Any heart, not tough or strong enoughhh. Nazareth.
MrFuzzles 5
Doesn't mean you can't still creep on up to her cash register. Use this pickup line for 101% success. Ehem. 'This isn't a wad of cash in my pocket, I'm just happy to see ya.'
TrueTriage 16
101% of the time it works everytime?
MrFuzzles 5
Every time plus 1%. Which means sometimes the women around you will be so impressed they'll come home with you as well.
samreimer 7
15 - was that an anchorman reference?
KiddNYC1O 22
53- About the cologne that smells like "Bigfoot's dick"?
ManInTheMachine 20
KiddNYC10: I believe it was called "Black Panther".
KiddNYC1O 22
Yeah, it smells like "Indian food wrapped in a dirty baby diaper".
MrBrightside21 20
Sex panther? Yes, the sex panther. 60% of the time it works, every time. - Ron Burgundy
Jiinxx 8
haul a cash register at her face.
TzHaar_Joh_Zuhai 4
Your picture matches your comment
smilepatrol 7
What a bitch. You'll find someone better and then she'll realize she was totally wrong!
OffToTheGayBar 9
Life doesn't work like that.
Meettitan 14
Did the extraterrestrials share that with you?
TzHaar_Joh_Zuhai 4
Hello off to the gay bar how are you?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Punctuation is everything. I read that like, "Hello. Off to the gay bar. How are you?"
dbt88 15
Is there another way to read it? I'm not seeing anything else.
your_ma 27
Maybe she isn't a complete bitch. Maybe he makes her uncomfortable..? Just a thought. Not all women are bitchy and cruel..
TheDrifter 24
Lies and blasphemy! Well, maybe. Even I have this one smile that makes people uncomfortable, that "I know its a felony but I'm going for it" smile.
xGolfWangx 5
Lol she really likes you